Hobby Lobby - 1 / Obamites - ZERO!

A source (who must remain unidentified for national security reasons) sent me the following. After studying it for about a minute and a half, I thought to myself, “HEY! This is some good stuff Danger 2 sent me!” Actually, ‘Danger 2’ isn’t my source’s call sign, either — remember, we've got some national security reasons involved.

We’re Ready for sHrILLARY! 
sHrILLARY, champion of the downtrodden women that can’t afford birth control. Roll out Sandra Fluck. Universal Health Care is on the way. If you like your doctor...

*Refer back to HERE for an explanation on THAT.

What’s next?  

• Affordable Transportation Act (ATA)
• Maternity Leave Act (MLA)
• Affordable Housing Act (AHA)
• Affordable Vacation Act (AVA)
• Free Substance Abuse Rehabilitation Act (Free SARA)
• Union Representation Act (URA)
• Work Week Limitation Act  (WWLA)
• Social Security Modernization Act (SSA II)
• Unrestricted Marriage Act (UMA)
• Minimum Monthly & Annual Income Standards Act (MMAISA)
• Actor & Actress Tax Exemption Act 
• Fair Trade Act (FTA)
• Carbon Credit Exchange Act (CCEA)
• Obesity Prevention Act (OPA)
• Profit Limitations Act (PLA)
• Banking Reform Act (BRA)
• Executive Salary Limitation Act  (ESLA)
• Fair Income Transfer Act (FITA)
• Firearm & Ammunition Restriction 
• Tax (FART)
• Organic Farming Act (OFA)
• Bee Colony Restoration Act (BCRA)
• Water Bottle Elimination Tax (WBET)
• Free Education Act (FEA)
• Heterosexual Limitation Act (HLA)
• Open Borders America Migration  Act (OBAMA)
• Male Sterilization Act (MSA)
• Golf & Leisure Tax 
• Frequent Flyer & Airline Baggage Limitation Tax
• Gender Neutralization Act (GNA)
• Pickup Truck Tax
• Income Restriction Tax 
• Rodeo & Equestrian Activities Prohibition Act (REAPA)
• Global Warming and Climate Change Reversal Surcharge Tax 
• Military Non-Discrimination Act (MNA)
• Vacation Home Elimination Act (VHEA)
• Optional Requirement to Work Act (ORWA)
• Prison Term Limits (PTT)
• Public Religious Practices Restriction Act (PRPRA)

Uhhh... Danger 2, I hate to be the one to tell you this — they’re all so stupid that I think they’re in the works right now. 

Which reminds me... What the hell about Benghazi, Bucket Butt?!

The Continuing Saga of ObamaCare.

The following was written by Stilton Jarlsberg at Hope n’ Change nearly two weeks ago. So what if it's old? Nothing’s really changed and I consider it ‘current events.’ Here’s a recap from 25 October 2013. I consider it my duty to keep this on the minds and in the hearts of my fellow patriots. No need for thanks. It’s my PLEASURE!

It’s been quite a week for president Soetoro. He’s washed his hands of the Healthcare.gov website debacle by claiming that he didn’t know anything about anything at any time -- which is, sadly, an entirely believable assertion. ...

This week, Barry’s policies and persona were also instrumental in Saudi Arabia’s discontinuation of diplomatic relations with the United States, owing to their belief that Barry has made  a complete and explosive mess of the Middle East (with Syria not even getting spanked for using chemical weapons on civilians, and Iran happily assembling nukes on Henry Ford-style assembly lines while John Kerry takes Balinese dance lessons). And the president’s foreign policy failures weren’t limited to the Middle East; soon-to-be-former allies France and Germany are now honked off after discovering that Barry had the NSA spy on their phonecalls, perhaps under the suspicion that those nations might be harboring members of the Tea Party.

Domestically, this week the president could also take credit for over 90 million Americans being out of the workforce, and 49% of Americans receiving government benefits and entitlements. In fact, in the roughly 5 years since King Barry started conscripting serfs and buying their votes, the government has spent 3.7 trillion taxpayer dollars on welfare and poverty programs which make not working seem like an increasingly smart career choice.

All of which would make for a satisfying week’s accomplishments for an ordinary America-hating socialist. But Barry isn’t one to rest on his haunches (or Reggie Love’s) when there’s still damage to be done. Which is why on Thursday, he told Congress that he wants a final immigration overhaul by the end of the year, in order to make American citizenship completely meaningless once and for all.

Okay, he didn’t say that last part out loud, but trust us - it’s what he’s thinking. At least when he’s not thinking of golf.

There’s really only one thing which keeps this week from being absolutely perfect for B. Hussein - and that’s the fact that more and more people are starting to see him for the duplicitous little crapweasel that he truly is. 

...

Unfortunately, it’s the United States and her citizenry which will be paying the cost of Barry’s rapidly failing credibility and moral failures for the next 3 years as it becomes nearly impossible for legislators or allies to repair any of the damage he’s done to our country and the world at large.

If you find all of this depressing, don’t lose hope: Obamacare now requires everyone to have insurance coverage which covers mental health. So primal scream therapy and prozac will be available and affordable for all!

Assuming, of course, that you hire a first-rate hacker to help you create an account at Healthcare.gov.

Read the full story, links and all, here. 



This just in! 
Hilarious Gift That Made Sebelius Scowl.

A Republican State Senator of Tennessee gave Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius a “gift” that made her scowl angrily, even though it may just help her out of her website woes.

The prize for single-handedly showing the abject incompetence of the Obama administration and demonstrating with historical clarity how big government screws up everything it touches?

A copy of “Web Sites for Dummes”! 

Read more at conservativebyte.com.  

BOO!

Hitler Finds Out About Obamacare Exchange Problems.

I think, EVERYTIME, I see one of these -- "This is the funniest one yet!" Guess what?! This one has got to be an all-time high!

New Forever Stamp.

Thanks for sending this, Mustang. 

Hope the stamps work better than the Web site.

Hmmm. I forgot... the U.S. Mail has its own problems to contend with.

Jay “Baghdad Bob” Carney...

Faking It, Winging It, Dodging His Way Around. 

From clashdaily.com: NBC’s Chuck Todd bluntly asked White House spokesman Jay Carney Monday who “misled” President Obama by letting him make promises about the Obamacare website that it has been simply unable to meet.  

Carney said Obama was frustrated and focused on making improvements, but Todd kept asking who “let him down” and continued to pound away at the administration’s inability to explain what has gone so wrong with the website:

You know the reason they didn’t give this job to an older guy? An older guy doing Carney’s job would probably say, “OK. That’s it. I give up. Bathhouse and I have been lying to you for five years. We’re all incompetent. I quit.”

The older guy would just go on and retire -- someone as young as Carney still needs to work another 25 years. 

As Stilton Jarlsberg (who does the Hope n’ Change cartoons) says, “Despite having a budget approximately $600,000,000 million less than Healthcare.gov, Hope n’ Change Cartoons has managed to make our website work just fine...” 

Isn’t that amazing? 

In other words, she’s demanding 50% more from her people than is logically, humanly, or mathematically possible. Which makes Hope n’ Change wonder -- how many of the other components of Obamacare are required to function at 150%, 500%, or a trillion-jillion% over what is actually possible? 

There is an increasing tide of news articles suggesting that the real problem with healthcare.gov (and the backend systems, if anyone ever gets that far) isn’t so much the code or the contractors, but the inept government supervision which has demanded the impossible, based on requirements that are unintelligible, all of which is supervised by clueless, politically motivated bureaucrats. And inevitably, this disaster will result in human suffering and deaths. 

Frankly, this is enough of a mess that we think some highly-placed administration officials should be sentenced to jail time. 

And be forced to serve 150% of it.

And maybe a copy of Windows which wasn’t bootlegged.

It's Not Working Because It's So Popular!

Audacity. 

Yeah, that’s the word I was looking for. It’s a crazy thing... the way that word just pops into my mind. It’s been that way since about 2008.

It still amazes me that the Bathhouse Barry gang and Jay “Baghdad” Carney are able to come up with the statements they do and manage to keep a straight face. Who knows... maybe they don’t. Maybe (and probably) they’re laughing their asses off the whole time, “Because the sheeple will believe anything!” They’ve proved it.

Stilton Jarlsberg at Hope n’ Change Cartoons says it best. Who am I to try to come up with something better?! So, I won’t. Here’s his blog:

Some Idiot Said...

AAARRRGGHH! 

From over at Abby Normal's site: 

Senator Mitch McConnell’s staff snapped this photo of nearly 20,000 pages of Obamacare regulations compared to the original bill.

For All You Democrats Out There...

this is for YOU!

I realize that a bunch of you won't be able to attend the DNC in person or that you might miss some of it on the tube or (with your mentality) probably just forget it's even happening. 

So, here's your condensed video. Enjoy!

Well, Just Fluke Me To Death.

Sandra Fluke Is A DNC Keynote Speaker? 

I couldn’t help myself... I just HAD TO add the graphics! Read the whole thing @ ClashDaily:

Here at summer 2012′s end, the unfortunately, but aptly, named Sandra Fluke has become something of a familiar figure. For months now, this “Queen of Contraception” has been all over TV screens, radio talk gabfests and the political commentariat. ... 

For those who don’t know, Fluke is the thirty-ish Georgetown Law school student and “reproductive rights activist” -- in another time, she’d be considered an adult woman -- who, nearly single-handedly, has transformed the “free contraception” issue into a cause célèbre.

That’s right, the mission that get’s her out of bed every morning? Government mandating someone else feed her stash of birth control pills, or condoms, or abortifacients -- whatever pregnancy preventer/terminator strikes her fancy at the time.

Seriously. This is not -- at least not chronologically -- some gum-smacking teenybopper pontificating on life’s big questions from her perch at the Mall’s food court. This is a feminist and lawyer-in-the-making who, presumably, hopes someday to represent other individuals or corporations before our courts. One who expects to be treated with the respect normally accorded grown-ups.

 Yet, notwithstanding all that and with straight face, Fluke pounds the table over her “constitutional right” to coerce someone else into underwriting her baby-proofed sexual escapades. (Costs, according to an estimate she volunteered earlier this year? $3000 (!) over the course of a three year law school career.)

Between Wal-Mart discounts and her own ingenuity, you’d think she could keep herself stocked in Yaz. Instead, Fluke gravely and insistently informs the whole world she’s demanding not only carefree sex -- and apparently lots and lots of it -- but that others pay the freight for it. ... 

Lately, word comes that Sandra Fluke -- and others who share her ardor for government-guaranteed birth control for all -- will be headlining that political party’s upcoming national convention. When leading Democrats gather next week in Charlotte, not only Ms. Fluke but president of Planned Parenthood, Cecile Richards, and top-hand over at NARAL Pro-Choice America, Nancy Keenan, will be taking the podium, stumping for their concupiscence-curdled, abortion-addled message of copulation without consequence, without end. 

Honestly, what kind of political coalition heroinizes spokeswomen like these? What kind of Chief Executive unflinchingly and pathetically panders to them? ...

The party of Barack Obama likes to flatter itself as the champion of elevated notions. What they’ve actually, aggressively adopted as centerpiece of their program is the legalized killing of unborn human beings and the strong-arming of one group of Americans into bankrolling the pregnancy-free recreational sex habits of another. ... 

Harsh, you say? Nah -- harsh is one million-plus abortions -- that’s human lives cut short -- annually. Harsh is dragooning hard-working individuals or private businesses into ponying up for a physiologically mature woman’s contraceptive cache. Harsh is the first amendment (freedom of religion, freedom of association) and fourth amendment (private property protections) -- genuinely Constitutional rights, not Ms. Fluke’s libidinously fantasist ones -- scrubbed from the Constitution to prop up a national fornication fund.

Political and cultural Leftists, philosophically at home among the Democrats, were moving recognizably in this direction decades before Sandra Fluke was even born. It’s appropriate, then, they should be represented by this ridiculous woman; standard bearer for her ridiculous political party; which is led by an equally ridiculous president.

“...which is led by an equally ridiculous president.” Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

Happy 4th Of July... Anyway.

Have a happy and safe one.
As the Aggies would say, "WAIT 'TIL NEXT YEAR!"

And, When It Does Happen...

...there could be a very violent and sudden insurrection.

You have to pass it to know what's in it, right?

Justice Antonin Scalia asked whether the attorneys defending Obamacare expected them to read the entire bill.

You have to pass it to know what's in it, right? 

Ever given much thought as to WHY the Democrats are the ones who overwhelmingly seem to think these kind of things?

STOOPIDITY is the first thought that comes to my mind.

Hey, I Just Calls 'Em Like I Sees 'Em!

Who IS running Sandra Fluke?! . . . Ah-HA!

Oliver Hardy’s Long-Lost Identical Twin Sister -- FOUND!

Justice Elena Kagan’s ObamaCare Bamboozle.

From Conservative Contacts Alerts -- In what can only be viewed as an obvious attempt at “bait and switch,” Elena Kagan has recused herself from the upcoming Arizona immigration case before the Supreme Court, but continues to insist upon her ability to hear ObamaCare.

Elena Kagan quit working cases as solicitor general for the Obama Administration in March of 2010 -- the same month ObamaCare was signed into law. Arizona’s Immigration law was not enacted until April 2010, over a month after Kagan quit working cases. Yet, Kagan this week willingly recused herself from the upcoming Supreme Court hearing that will decide if Arizona can enforce illegal immigration policies.

Why would Kagan recuse herself from reviewing a law that was not enacted until after she quit the DOJ, but refuse to recuse herself from a case that her staff was actively working until the day she left her position? It’s simple: by recusing from the immigration case, Kagan hopes to inoculate herself from her deserved reputation as an extremist political hack; she seeks to lay down a marker of moderation upon which to plead harassment and therefore be allowed to hear the ObamaCare case.

The integrity of the Supreme Court, and what remains of our system of co-equal branches and balance of powers, is imperiled by Kagan’s selfish and arrogant refusal to step aside as any honorable jurist would do.

Just goes to show, Obimbo's judgeships are really nothing more than comedy teams in black robes. That, and justice goes to the highest bidder.