03 April 2014

April Fool... NOT!

Stilton Jarlsberg, over at Hope n’ Change, has tried to pass the following off as fake news stories. I’m not buying it! I’ve told Dr. J that I know fiction when I see it and read it! These are as real as they get! What's the deal?! We've got the Lamestream Media passing fiction off as news and the REAL STUFF being passed off as fiction. 

Readers -- In the spirit of April Fool’s Day (which, frankly, we think should also be the date on which elections are held, considering the poltroons and simpletons we tend to elect) Hope n’ Change posted a handful of fake news stories on Facebook yesterday. None are true -- but sadly, all are pretty believable. And hopefully, you’ll also find them all funny!
You’ll note the “Barack Obama’s Dead Fly” logo -- that’s a conservative Facebook group with a large following, for whom we occasionally create snarky content. They’re good folks -- check ‘em out on Facebook if you haven’t already!
And now, on with the “breaking news” from April Fool’s Day, 2014...

Speaking of an April Fool joke -- Hey, sHrILLARY!

And I'm STILL wondering...

17 February 2014

President's Day Has Been The Same For The Past Five Years.

So has my salute.

Doc J, over at HopeNChange, says and illustrates it so well:
Today is President's Day... the day that the Post Office celebrates by giving us exactly the same amount of service that we’re getting from the current occupant (or is that occupier?) of the Oval Office.

Today is President’s Day - a day for us to celebrate the births of two great American Presidents, and to mourn the fact that we’re currently stuck with a miserable little weasel turd who is pretending to be king while systematically dismantling our country. 
Barack Hussein Obama (tantalizingly known to his many radical Islamic relatives in Africa as “Our American Cousin”) is solemnly observing this historic occasion by wrapping up a three day golf holiday “with the boys” while his wife and daughters take yet another vacation on the slopes of Aspen... no doubt thinking about how much fun George Washington could have had at Valley Forge if he’d only had the foresight to pack skis. 
For the rest of us, the day largely boils down to two things: no mail and President’s Day sales. 
Which, when you think about it, rather perfectly symbolizes the current officeholder: a lack of government services and, thanks to his “if you like your health insurance you can keep it” promise, the biggest and sleaziest sales job in our nation’s history.

Speaking of satchel asses... how about it, sHrILLARY?

04 February 2014

Obamohammad: "I’m Not The Most Liberal President in History!"

No, I didn’t watch the Obamohammad live interview with Bill O’Reilly during the Super Bowl pregame show on Sunday... just like I didn’t watch the Rump Ranger’s State of the Union ya-ya. The first thing I saw this morning was a Newsmax article, though.

Screaming across my iPad was the headline: “Obama to O’Reilly: I’m Not Most Liberal President in History.”

Now, that’ll get your attention.

So, I read on. The usual stuff; whining and moaning about how Fox News picks on him... blah, blah, blah. Everything except answering the questions that were asked the douchebag. What else is new?

The kicker, for me, was this actual quote...

Goes to prove, I just THOUGHT that I had seen and heard it all. 

sHrILLARY... !