Sorta Makes You Wanna Cry...

It's A Libtard's Paradise!

A special THANK YOU! goes to my buddy, John Berg, for sharing the quote from Sheriff Arpaio. 

Valerie Jarrett.... The Moslem Agent Who Pulls Obamohammad's Strings!

Hey! I just calls 'em like I sees 'em.

President's Day Has Been The Same For The Past Six Years.

So has my salute.

Doc J, over at HopeNChange, says and illustrates it so well:

Today is President's Day... the day that the Post Office celebrates by giving us exactly the same amount of service that we’re getting from the current occupant (or is that occupier?) of the Oval Office.

Today is President’s Day - a day for us to celebrate the births of two great American Presidents, and to mourn the fact that we’re currently stuck with a miserable little weasel turd who is pretending to be king while systematically dismantling our country. 

Barack Hussein Obama (tantalizingly known to his many radical Islamic relatives in Africa as “Our American Cousin”)

 Or, better known to me as Obamohammad.

For the rest of us, the day largely boils down to two things: no mail and President’s Day sales.  

Which, when you think about it, rather perfectly symbolizes the current officeholder: a lack of government services and, thanks to his “if you like your health insurance you can keep it” promise, the biggest and sleaziest sales job in our nation’s history.

I wonder... will I ever be able to fly the Colors, without a mourning streamer and right-side up, in my lifetime?

The Majority Were Already On My Shit List...

...a few have been added.

Part II: The Resemblance Is Absolutely Astounding!

Speaking of what dogs leave behind, it reminds me of someone else...

The Resemblance Is Absolutely Astounding!

Speaking of Tarzan's favorite nonhuman primate...

PROOF! Obamites Have Firearms!

Now posted on the front door of my local indoor shooting range and firearms dealer: 

Speaking of idiots... sHrILLARY!

Bic It Where The Sun Don't Shine.

Reblogged from HopeNChange Cartoons. 

Barack Obama took time yesterday to assure the American people that this year, he doesn’t intend to let little things like Congress, the Constitution, or laws in general stand between him and his fiendish plans. Which isn’t exactly how he phrased it, but people with fiendish plans really like to use a lot of euphemisms when speaking. 

Declaring that he no longer intends to wait for the legislative process to work (what with all of those annoying elected officials representing pesky citizens, and the nitpicking Supreme Court interpreting the outdated Constitution), Obama announced “I’ve got a pen, and I’ve got a phone!” Which he presumably keeps in the same desk drawer as his hammer and sickle. 

In much the way steel-drivin’ John Henry swung his hammer, lawd, lawd, Barry intends to swing his mighty pen to assure that “kids are getting the best education possible, (make) sure that our businesses are getting the kind of support and help they need to grow and advance, and to make sure that people are getting the skills that they need to get those jobs that our businesses are creating.” 

In other words, he’ll skip Congressional oversight and funnel more money to teachers’ unions, create more business-destroying regulations, and authorize more college loans to make sure our young are never out of debt and our nation will never fall behind in the critical production of Gender Studies professors. 

Meanwhile, with his mighty phone he intends to personally speak to a lot of academic types about his potential executive orders, thereby collecting the same kind of expert opinions which have made Obamacare such a rousing success. What could possibly go wrong? 

All of this is, of course, exactly the kind of banana republic dictatorial powerplay that our Founding Fathers warned us against. 

And why they designed the Articles of Impeachment in such a way that any executive who abuses the power of the federal pen might well be sent to the Federal Pen.

('Intrepid reporters' -- otherwise known as douchebags.)

Happy, Happy, Happy!

By the way, Hildegard...

The Continuing Saga of ObamaCare.

The following was written by Stilton Jarlsberg at Hope n’ Change nearly two weeks ago. So what if it's old? Nothing’s really changed and I consider it ‘current events.’ Here’s a recap from 25 October 2013. I consider it my duty to keep this on the minds and in the hearts of my fellow patriots. No need for thanks. It’s my PLEASURE!

It’s been quite a week for president Soetoro. He’s washed his hands of the Healthcare.gov website debacle by claiming that he didn’t know anything about anything at any time -- which is, sadly, an entirely believable assertion. ...

This week, Barry’s policies and persona were also instrumental in Saudi Arabia’s discontinuation of diplomatic relations with the United States, owing to their belief that Barry has made  a complete and explosive mess of the Middle East (with Syria not even getting spanked for using chemical weapons on civilians, and Iran happily assembling nukes on Henry Ford-style assembly lines while John Kerry takes Balinese dance lessons). And the president’s foreign policy failures weren’t limited to the Middle East; soon-to-be-former allies France and Germany are now honked off after discovering that Barry had the NSA spy on their phonecalls, perhaps under the suspicion that those nations might be harboring members of the Tea Party.

Domestically, this week the president could also take credit for over 90 million Americans being out of the workforce, and 49% of Americans receiving government benefits and entitlements. In fact, in the roughly 5 years since King Barry started conscripting serfs and buying their votes, the government has spent 3.7 trillion taxpayer dollars on welfare and poverty programs which make not working seem like an increasingly smart career choice.

All of which would make for a satisfying week’s accomplishments for an ordinary America-hating socialist. But Barry isn’t one to rest on his haunches (or Reggie Love’s) when there’s still damage to be done. Which is why on Thursday, he told Congress that he wants a final immigration overhaul by the end of the year, in order to make American citizenship completely meaningless once and for all.

Okay, he didn’t say that last part out loud, but trust us - it’s what he’s thinking. At least when he’s not thinking of golf.

There’s really only one thing which keeps this week from being absolutely perfect for B. Hussein - and that’s the fact that more and more people are starting to see him for the duplicitous little crapweasel that he truly is. 

...

Unfortunately, it’s the United States and her citizenry which will be paying the cost of Barry’s rapidly failing credibility and moral failures for the next 3 years as it becomes nearly impossible for legislators or allies to repair any of the damage he’s done to our country and the world at large.

If you find all of this depressing, don’t lose hope: Obamacare now requires everyone to have insurance coverage which covers mental health. So primal scream therapy and prozac will be available and affordable for all!

Assuming, of course, that you hire a first-rate hacker to help you create an account at Healthcare.gov.

Read the full story, links and all, here. 



This just in! 
Hilarious Gift That Made Sebelius Scowl.

A Republican State Senator of Tennessee gave Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius a “gift” that made her scowl angrily, even though it may just help her out of her website woes.

The prize for single-handedly showing the abject incompetence of the Obama administration and demonstrating with historical clarity how big government screws up everything it touches?

A copy of “Web Sites for Dummes”! 

Read more at conservativebyte.com.  

BOO!

Hitler Finds Out About Obamacare Exchange Problems.

I think, EVERYTIME, I see one of these -- "This is the funniest one yet!" Guess what?! This one has got to be an all-time high!

New Forever Stamp.

Thanks for sending this, Mustang. 

Hope the stamps work better than the Web site.

Hmmm. I forgot... the U.S. Mail has its own problems to contend with.

It's Not Working Because It's So Popular!

Audacity. 

Yeah, that’s the word I was looking for. It’s a crazy thing... the way that word just pops into my mind. It’s been that way since about 2008.

It still amazes me that the Bathhouse Barry gang and Jay “Baghdad” Carney are able to come up with the statements they do and manage to keep a straight face. Who knows... maybe they don’t. Maybe (and probably) they’re laughing their asses off the whole time, “Because the sheeple will believe anything!” They’ve proved it.

Stilton Jarlsberg at Hope n’ Change Cartoons says it best. Who am I to try to come up with something better?! So, I won’t. Here’s his blog:

A Marine Veteran’s Stinging Letter To Sen. Marco Rubio

While I'm STILL trying to get my act together on a post about Mohammedans (that name REALLY pisses 'em off,) Sharia Law, Pedophiles and other Islamic / Moslem pig innards,  I just had to throw this one in that Mustang sent me the other day. It's TOO good. Thanks, Colonel! Semper Fi!

I've only included the first couple or three paragraphs to get you started. Read the rest of the story (apologies, Paul Harvey) here. It's TOO good!

Would Bathhouse Barry + Marco Polo Rubio = Marxism / Democrats / Mohammedans (that name REALLY pisses 'em off,) Communism / Socialism?

The Sonofabitch.

State Of The Union Address: So, What Else Is NOT New?

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich on Tuesday said that President Obama delivered “the most pro-government speech since LBJ” in his State of the Union address. 

That should make any flaming ass liberal happy and I’m sure LBJ is wandering around the halls of Hell, fanning the flames, puffing his chest up and saying, “If I had a son, he’d be just like Barry! Damn, I’m proud of that boy!”

Of course I didn’t watch it and, apparently, all I missed was hearing that we need more Big Government -- as if that weren’t to be expected.

I did make sure that all my television sets and radios were turned on during the total waste of air time... turned on and tuned in to anything but Down Low Bathhouse Barry. Turned on, because the Lame Stream Media counts all sets that are on during the coverage; tuned in to the ‘Travel Channel’ or a cooking show so there would be that many less they could count as having watched the ‘Farce of the Season.’ 

Appearing on CNN, the former presidential candidate cited Obama’s claim in particular that his initiatives “will not add a dime to the budget,” and predicted that such a claim would come back to haunt the president.  

“That’s the line that will cripple Barack Obama,” Gingrich said.  

Obama used the phrase repeatedly while reeling off a laundry list of new programs he wants to implement. 

I would doubt very seriously that Obimbo's line about not adding a dime to the budget will hurt him. Just like everything else he's done and said, he'll either deny it or ignore it until it dies a monotonous death.

Gingrich thought the speech clearly defined the president as a liberal.

We need you to tell us that, Newt?

“He’s legitimately a liberal,” Gingrich asserted. “He believes in big government. He wants the money.” 

Gingrich likened the president’s initiatives to an unrealistic family vacation. 

“If we plan a trip to Disneyland, we can go almost for free . . . if we save all our bottle tops,” he said.

A complete waste of air time? Affirmative. More of the same... just MORE of more of the same. 

Kerry Is Just Stupid -- Hagel Is Dangerous!

The nomination of Chuck 'I've Been Drunk Since 1968' Hagel sends the worst possible signal of weakness and uncertainty to our enemies as well as our allies... if we have any allies left.

• If Chucky is confirmed, countries like Iran and Syria are going to consider going to war against Israel. Want to guess who is going to be drawn into this conflict? My question  would be, “With the LACK of 'leadership' we have, I've gotta wonder which side we'd be on?!”
• Hagel has to be the most controversial of Our Dear Leader’s second-term Cabinet nominees. 
• As Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) said earlier this month, Hagel is Obimbo’s “in-your-face” pick.
• Chucky supports downsizing the U.S. nuclear arsenal and says that the Pentagon budget is “bloated”... his words, not mine.

And just for grins:

• From Jan 1997 to Dec 2008, Chucky missed 99 of 3,894 roll call votes, which is 2.5%. This is worse than the median of 2.2% among the lifetime records of senators serving in Dec 2008.