The Resemblance Is Absolutely Astounding!

Speaking of Tarzan's favorite nonhuman primate...

Obama Snubs* Putin Over Snowden.

President Obama has canceled a meeting in Moscow next month with Russian President Vladimir Putin to protest that country’s decision to give former government contractor Edward Snowden temporary asylum. 

“Following a careful review begun in July, we have reached the conclusion that there is not enough recent progress in our bilateral agenda with Russia to hold a U.S.-Russia summit in early September,” White House press secretary Jay [Baghdad] Carney said in a statement on Wednesday. 

I call it, “No balls.” 

The Kremlin said it was disappointed about the canceled meeting. 

Putin aide Yuri Ushakov told the Russian Interfax News Agency that the decision showed that the United States was “not prepared for equal relations” with Russia.

Right now, the United States isn't prepared for equal relations with a tree frog.

*Snub -- Isn’t that what girls usually do?



I’ve compared Bathhouse Barry to Putin before, but my mentor and the man who should have been  (and should now be) Commandant of the Marine Corps -- the man who is an officer, a gentleman and all-around snappy dresser, Colonel (aka Mustang) -- sent me one that goes even further. I have to give credit where credit is due. This comes from TomatoBubble. I changed a little of it (okay... I changed a LOT of it) but the majority -- okay... some of it -- is from them. 

The Sonofabitch.

Now I Have A Better Understanding...

Stolen from Woodsterman who stole it from Diogenes' Middle Finger who probably stole it from somebody else.

Thanks guys!

Congratulations To The Democrats And Young People... You Now Own It!

This was passed along to me by JonBerg. It’s just TOO GOOD! If I knew who wrote it, I’d give him the credit due to him. Again, thanks for sending it to me, JB!

• The next terrorist attack... you own it.
• Can’t get a job after graduation... you own it.
• Sky rocketing energy prices due to Obama’s* Obimbo’s EPA shutting down the energy producing states... you own it. 
• A nuclear Iran... you own it.
• Bowing to the Soviet Union... you own it.
• Another severe recession... you own it.
• A volatile border with Mexico... you own it.
• Trouble getting good health care... you own it.
• Higher heath insurance and health care costs... you own it.
• No budget... you own it.
• Mistrust from our allies... you own it.
• Another few trillion dollars of debt... you own it.
• More Benghazi situations... you own it.
• No one willing to join the military... you own it.
• Trouble getting a loan to buy a home... you own it.
• More dependency on food stamps... you own it.
• Trouble finding good employment... you own it.
• Several part time jobs instead of a good job... you own it.
• A World Government... you own it.
• The UN governing the United States... you own it.
• A Senate that won’t bring any legislation to the table... you own it.
• China controlling our world trade and trampling all over us... you own it.
• Loss of our freedoms as we’ve known them in the past... you own it.
• A dictatorship instead of a democracy that follows the Constitution... you own it. 
• Less take home pay and higher cost of living... you own it.
• Driving a car that looks like a toy... you own it.
• More government corruption and lies... you own it.
• More toleration of extreme and fanatical Islamists... you own it.
• Terrorist attacks called ‘work place incidents’... you own it.
• Revenge, instead of love of country... you own it.

President George Bush is out of it now. With Bush gone, there’s not another good man that you can vilify and lie about. The only person you can blame, Obimbo, is yourself. YOU inherited this mess that YOU voted for. 

Now, let’s see YOU clean up this mess that YOU voted for, Obimbo.

Lotsa luck with that one, idiot.

Oh yeah, “HAPPY THANKSGIVING” to everyone!” (We can still say that, can’t we?)

*There, I fixed it.

When Men Were Men...

...and some little boys grew up to be little girls.

I really can't take credit for this. JB sent me the original idea and I just put my spin on it. Thanks, AGAIN, JB!

As Sheriff Joe Would Say...

7.8% unemployment? What a crock! 

Do you really think it’s a coincidence that the jobless rate dropped to its lowest during the Obama Administration just one month and one day before the president faces reelection?  

Absolutely not! 

So go ahead and add faking jobs numbers to the long list of things President Obama and his liberal cronies are lying to us about. 

I have stuff I need to do. I'll let you fill in the blanks with the rest of the lies:

Jennifer Granholm Revs Up Emotional Democrat Dolts.

From Political Outcast. Eric Rauch’s above headline is superceeded only by his article and the actual video. As Rauch would say, "Wow, what a MELTDOWN!"

Wow. Just, wow. I have no words. 

I may be late to the party, but I just watched a short clip of a speech given by former Michigan governor Jennifer Granholm at the DNC. It is kind of like watching a huge car wreck: it is gut-wrenchingly awful, but I just can’t take my eyes off of it. 

The sad sacks in the audience have so completely imbibed of the Obama mind-altering elixir that they are no longer in control of their own bodies. Their mouths drip praise for the man who supposedly “saved the American auto industry.” It looks like a better-dressed (sort of) Grateful Dead concert. The only thing missing is Mitt Romney burning in effigy, although this was certainly implied. What exactly do they put in that convention punch anyway? 

Some things are better left to speak for themselves, and this is surely a candidate for that category. I can’t add much in the way of commentary that this video doesn’t say on its own. Watch and enjoy (and then weep and pray for any Democrats in your neighborhood).

For the unemployment rate to be as high as it is, she sure threw some big numbers out there. But, we also know how they cook the books. 

There was A LOT of audacity in there, too... what, with it’s looking like GM’s gonna need ANOTHER bail-out SOON!

And, I can GUARANDAMNTEE you that I'm NOT praying for any Communists in MY neighborhood or ANY OTHER neighborhoods in the friggin' world.