17 October 2012

As Sheriff Joe Would Say...

7.8% unemployment? What a crock! 


Do you really think it’s a coincidence that the jobless rate dropped to its lowest during the Obama Administration just one month and one day before the president faces reelection?  
Absolutely not! 
So go ahead and add faking jobs numbers to the long list of things President Obama and his liberal cronies are lying to us about. 
I have stuff I need to do. I'll let you fill in the blanks with the rest of the lies:

10 comments:

  1. Okay, wait a minute! What about all the lies I tell? Doesn't that count for anything?

    Hahahahahahahaha

    Joe Biden

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    1. Yeah, it DOES, Anon. Obimbo is bad enough, but the thought of Joe "Wanna Watch Me Drop A Squirrel Down My Pants?!" Biden being just a heartbeat away from the presidency is a scary, SCARY thing!

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  2. #1

    To paraphrase:

    'I'll [double] our exports during the next four years." Did he mean exporting our money to our "Rag Head" enemies after we borrow it from China????

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  3. I just got off the phone with Sarah Fluke who told me some interesting things about a certain (unnamed) sailor.

    I don't believe anything Fluke says, of course, but if one gave her any credibility at all, then Obama isn't the only one who tells lies to vulnerable women.

    And this also explains her rather extraordinary expenditure on contraceptives.

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    1. SAILOR?!

      Well, that's really no surprise. We all know that sailors have a cull factor of zero minus zilch.

      (She didn't say anything about me... I mean, a certain (unnamed) Marine, did she?!)

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    2. Brothers don't tell stories about brothers.

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  4. Well, unless some brothers tell non-brothers about certain racists photographs other brothers offer as grist for blog posts ...

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    1. I have NO IDEA what you're talking about! (snicker-snicker!)

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  5. Can I have another piece of paper sir? There weren't enough lines.

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    1. I wondered when I'd get asked that question, AvAm.

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