JBJust so that you know, it wasn’t very long after I sent M4E my last batch of gratuitous photos that I started getting hate mail from Rev. Louis Farrakhan, who so far has refused to accept my invitation for an ass whooping. My story doesn’t end there. Even though I informed M4E those photographs were highly classified, he published them anyway. So now, the NAACP, CAIR, DHS, and Aunt Jamima’s Down Home Church and Fried Chicken Discount Outlet are suing me. Today, I learned that the Greater-Memphis Home for Un-Wed Mothers has joined the lawsuit.What this means is that my lawyers, my heirs, and half of everyone I owe money to have requested that I refrain from sending any more pictures to M4E.I just thought you’d want to know.
Count yourself lucky, Mustang. Not only does JB have all those that you mentioned to contend with, he's got The Right Reverend Jesse Jackson and his loony son, "Junior" on his ass -- not counting the whole Rainbow PUSH Coalition, The Society of the Muslim Brothers, Harry "The Undertaker" Reid, Nan-Nan-Nancy Pelosi and Michael Moore. Thanks a bunch, guys! Send more pictures!
When I first saw the graphic in this blog post, I smiled.Then, I stopped smiling.America has been downgraded so much since Ronald Reagan left office. **sigh**
I resent the implication of this post and the obvious intention to demean homosexuals. I may have to come over there and hit you with my purse.Your friend,Barney Frank
Thanks, Barney. I was afraid the implication would be lost.
Thanks my brothers , USMC, the greatest of all. Not only do I appreciate what you have done but the sense of humor that you can and do. I'll have to say that after reading todays/to-nights stuff I became so engulfed in levity that my trip down stairs, head over heels, in laughter-quit it, NOT!
Does this mean you'll keep sending me stuff?!
It means keep up the good work, Devil Dog(s), that's what it means!!!BRAVO ZULU
Ah yes, when men were men. I remember back in ‘Nam. I was Marine-4-Ever’s first sergeant. We found ourselves without engineer support, so we had to put M-4-E out on point to help detect landmines. Like the brave cuss he was, he covered his ears and stomped his right foot. Sure, it took a long time to do a RESUP … but no one else was du .. er, brave enough to take on this anti-landmine warfare mission.Glad to see you made it, maggot.Freddy “The Douce” Bagg II1stSgt USMC (Retired)
Anything for the Corps, First Sergeant!So what if my ears ring a lot and I have a little memory loss?! ... Memory loss... Memory loss... Memory loss...Sure good to hear from you... whoever you said you were... and write again soon and tell me what all it was we did... again.By the way, they call me "Stumps" now... I think.So long, for now. Write again soon and tell me what all it was we did.Gotta go for now. They're gonna change my diaper now. Or, my hearing aid batteries.Write again soon and tell me what all it was we did! I'll bet it was fun, huh?!Your friend,"Limpy" No, I mean "Stumps"! ("Limpy" is the other guy in the rack next to me... I think.)Write again soon and tell me what all it was........
I'm not sure which was funniest, the picture or the comments. I pissed myself at both! just so you'll know, I stole your picture!!
You can't steal what's free, AvAm! I consider it an honor if anybody uses anything I've got here. I'd say, "Spread the wealth!" But there's just something about that phrase that sounds NASTY, now!
Ummm, how about "spread the word?" I myself "redistribute information" quite often.I was just at GEEEEEZ's blog. She has a FANTASTIC youtube clip to spread around. A bunch of liberals talking VERY FAVORABLY about Mitt Romney. I'll be "redistributing" that on my facebook account.
Liberals? -- Favorably? -- ROMNEY?!It can only mean one thing!REPENT! THE END TIMES ARE NEAR!(Maybe there's something to this Mayan calendar thing after all.)
Well, I can only add this: OBAMA, sucks, sucks sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks,sucks,.....................sucks and at the end of the day SUCKS!!!!!!!
And don't forget, REALLY SUCKS!