Obamohammad: "I Ended The War In Iraq"

Hypocrisy At It's Finest!

President's Day Has Been The Same For The Past Six Years.

So has my salute.

Doc J, over at HopeNChange, says and illustrates it so well:

Today is President's Day... the day that the Post Office celebrates by giving us exactly the same amount of service that we’re getting from the current occupant (or is that occupier?) of the Oval Office.

Today is President’s Day - a day for us to celebrate the births of two great American Presidents, and to mourn the fact that we’re currently stuck with a miserable little weasel turd who is pretending to be king while systematically dismantling our country. 

Barack Hussein Obama (tantalizingly known to his many radical Islamic relatives in Africa as “Our American Cousin”)

 Or, better known to me as Obamohammad.

For the rest of us, the day largely boils down to two things: no mail and President’s Day sales.  

Which, when you think about it, rather perfectly symbolizes the current officeholder: a lack of government services and, thanks to his “if you like your health insurance you can keep it” promise, the biggest and sleaziest sales job in our nation’s history.

I wonder... will I ever be able to fly the Colors, without a mourning streamer and right-side up, in my lifetime?

The Majority Were Already On My Shit List...

...a few have been added.

Whaaa?!

sHrillary struggles to name one accomplishment as Secretary of State.

An interviewer at the so-called “Women of the World Summit” asked Clinton -- regarding her tenure as Secretary of State -- what she was most proud of and what she felt was unfinished. sHrillary struggles with both questions to fabricate a single accomplishment or to mention a failure. Surprise, surprise. 

NOTE: If you want to skip the b.s., go to minute 2:09... that sums it up, I think.

Without really thinking about it, I can name just a few of sHrillary's accomplishments before and during her tenure as Secretary of State:

I still wanna know...

Hobby Lobby - 1 / Obamites - ZERO!

A source (who must remain unidentified for national security reasons) sent me the following. After studying it for about a minute and a half, I thought to myself, “HEY! This is some good stuff Danger 2 sent me!” Actually, ‘Danger 2’ isn’t my source’s call sign, either — remember, we've got some national security reasons involved.

We’re Ready for sHrILLARY! 
sHrILLARY, champion of the downtrodden women that can’t afford birth control. Roll out Sandra Fluck. Universal Health Care is on the way. If you like your doctor...

*Refer back to HERE for an explanation on THAT.

What’s next?  

• Affordable Transportation Act (ATA)
• Maternity Leave Act (MLA)
• Affordable Housing Act (AHA)
• Affordable Vacation Act (AVA)
• Free Substance Abuse Rehabilitation Act (Free SARA)
• Union Representation Act (URA)
• Work Week Limitation Act  (WWLA)
• Social Security Modernization Act (SSA II)
• Unrestricted Marriage Act (UMA)
• Minimum Monthly & Annual Income Standards Act (MMAISA)
• Actor & Actress Tax Exemption Act 
• Fair Trade Act (FTA)
• Carbon Credit Exchange Act (CCEA)
• Obesity Prevention Act (OPA)
• Profit Limitations Act (PLA)
• Banking Reform Act (BRA)
• Executive Salary Limitation Act  (ESLA)
• Fair Income Transfer Act (FITA)
• Firearm & Ammunition Restriction 
• Tax (FART)
• Organic Farming Act (OFA)
• Bee Colony Restoration Act (BCRA)
• Water Bottle Elimination Tax (WBET)
• Free Education Act (FEA)
• Heterosexual Limitation Act (HLA)
• Open Borders America Migration  Act (OBAMA)
• Male Sterilization Act (MSA)
• Golf & Leisure Tax 
• Frequent Flyer & Airline Baggage Limitation Tax
• Gender Neutralization Act (GNA)
• Pickup Truck Tax
• Income Restriction Tax 
• Rodeo & Equestrian Activities Prohibition Act (REAPA)
• Global Warming and Climate Change Reversal Surcharge Tax 
• Military Non-Discrimination Act (MNA)
• Vacation Home Elimination Act (VHEA)
• Optional Requirement to Work Act (ORWA)
• Prison Term Limits (PTT)
• Public Religious Practices Restriction Act (PRPRA)

Uhhh... Danger 2, I hate to be the one to tell you this — they’re all so stupid that I think they’re in the works right now. 

Which reminds me... What the hell about Benghazi, Bucket Butt?!

Obamoshiiteforbrains Chewing Gum At D-Day Ceremonies, Huh?

It figures.




You... in the potato sack pant suit... WHAT ABOUT BENGHAZI?!

Off We Go To Our Other Mosque.

I'm STILL not going to dignify this by asking about Benghazi.

Just One Good Deal After Another.

I didn’t know that the Taliban negotiated, or more importantly, that we negotiated with islamic homicidal mohammedian narcissists.

FIVE Taliban for one soldier that no one even wants — a soldier who allegedly went AWOL (UA in Marine terms) of his own intent while in Afghanistan — a soldier considered by many as a traitor and a deserter — a soldier who caused six other soldiers to lose their lives while trying to save him (not counting MSG Allen, whose wife would like people to meet her husband) — a soldier whose father looks like a bad leftover from the hippy days (or an albino mohammadian) and tweets pro-Taliban … and this is considered striking a good deal with the Taliban?

Well, yeah… it’s a great deal when you’re talking about Obamohammad and his rat infested outhouse ‘administration’ and the bought-and-paid-for news media that goes with it.





I'm not even going to dignify this by asking about Benghazi.

#Modern Warfare

Got this from Colonel Mustang. I don't know who came up with it, but they should get a "Laughability Award" for the thing. I guess it wouldn't mean too much, though; King Obamohammad and his court jesters are averaging about five a day. 

And I'm still asking...

Bend Over... Or, Not... My Pleasure.

Not that I ever expect an answer in my lifetime, but I gotta keep asking...

President's Day Has Been The Same For The Past Five Years.

So has my salute.


Doc J, over at HopeNChange, says and illustrates it so well:

Today is President's Day... the day that the Post Office celebrates by giving us exactly the same amount of service that we’re getting from the current occupant (or is that occupier?) of the Oval Office.

Today is President’s Day - a day for us to celebrate the births of two great American Presidents, and to mourn the fact that we’re currently stuck with a miserable little weasel turd who is pretending to be king while systematically dismantling our country. 

Barack Hussein Obama (tantalizingly known to his many radical Islamic relatives in Africa as “Our American Cousin”) is solemnly observing this historic occasion by wrapping up a three day golf holiday “with the boys” while his wife and daughters take yet another vacation on the slopes of Aspen... no doubt thinking about how much fun George Washington could have had at Valley Forge if he’d only had the foresight to pack skis. 

For the rest of us, the day largely boils down to two things: no mail and President’s Day sales. 

Which, when you think about it, rather perfectly symbolizes the current officeholder: a lack of government services and, thanks to his “if you like your health insurance you can keep it” promise, the biggest and sleaziest sales job in our nation’s history.

Speaking of satchel asses... how about it, sHrILLARY?

PROOF! Obamites Have Firearms!

Now posted on the front door of my local indoor shooting range and firearms dealer: 

Speaking of idiots... sHrILLARY!

Obamohammad: "I’m Not The Most Liberal President in History!"

No, I didn’t watch the Obamohammad live interview with Bill O’Reilly during the Super Bowl pregame show on Sunday... just like I didn’t watch the Rump Ranger’s State of the Union ya-ya. The first thing I saw this morning was a Newsmax article, though.

Screaming across my iPad was the headline: “Obama to O’Reilly: I’m Not Most Liberal President in History.”

Now, that’ll get your attention.

So, I read on. The usual stuff; whining and moaning about how Fox News picks on him... blah, blah, blah. Everything except answering the questions that were asked the douchebag. What else is new?

The kicker, for me, was this actual quote...

Goes to prove, I just THOUGHT that I had seen and heard it all. 

sHrILLARY... !

Obamohammad’s State of the Union Hits 14-Year Low In Viewership.

According to Tony Lee at BreitBart, “President Barack Obama’s State of the Union address Tuesday night was the least watched of his presidency and had the lowest viewership of any State of the Union in the last fourteen years.”

Kevin McCullough headlines his Fox News article as, "Obama’s Sorry State of the Union Speech." 

McCullough goes on to say, “It was messy, incoherent, disorganized, and most regrettably defiant.

“Which I guess when you think of it, defines the state of our union pretty well.”

There’s even proof that the 2014 State of the Union was just a rerun of previous speeches.

Which is exactly why I didn’t watch it. I’m proud to say that I haven’t watched any of Obamohammad’s spiels since that first time. Actually, on the first one, I changed the channel about a quarter the way into it. I now set the channel on all the TVs to some kind of white noise show. None of my sets are gonna get counted as being tuned into Barry’s obnoxious blathering!

The total time of Obamohammad's incoherency and blatant lies was 1:05:07. You can watch it below in eight seconds.








Don't forget...

Happy, Happy, Happy!

By the way, Hildegard...

BOO!

Hitler Finds Out About Obamacare Exchange Problems.

I think, EVERYTIME, I see one of these -- "This is the funniest one yet!" Guess what?! This one has got to be an all-time high!

New Forever Stamp.

Thanks for sending this, Mustang. 

Hope the stamps work better than the Web site.

Hmmm. I forgot... the U.S. Mail has its own problems to contend with.

Jay “Baghdad Bob” Carney...

Faking It, Winging It, Dodging His Way Around. 

From clashdaily.com: NBC’s Chuck Todd bluntly asked White House spokesman Jay Carney Monday who “misled” President Obama by letting him make promises about the Obamacare website that it has been simply unable to meet.  

Carney said Obama was frustrated and focused on making improvements, but Todd kept asking who “let him down” and continued to pound away at the administration’s inability to explain what has gone so wrong with the website:

You know the reason they didn’t give this job to an older guy? An older guy doing Carney’s job would probably say, “OK. That’s it. I give up. Bathhouse and I have been lying to you for five years. We’re all incompetent. I quit.”

The older guy would just go on and retire -- someone as young as Carney still needs to work another 25 years. 

As Stilton Jarlsberg (who does the Hope n’ Change cartoons) says, “Despite having a budget approximately $600,000,000 million less than Healthcare.gov, Hope n’ Change Cartoons has managed to make our website work just fine...” 

Isn’t that amazing? 

In other words, she’s demanding 50% more from her people than is logically, humanly, or mathematically possible. Which makes Hope n’ Change wonder -- how many of the other components of Obamacare are required to function at 150%, 500%, or a trillion-jillion% over what is actually possible? 

There is an increasing tide of news articles suggesting that the real problem with healthcare.gov (and the backend systems, if anyone ever gets that far) isn’t so much the code or the contractors, but the inept government supervision which has demanded the impossible, based on requirements that are unintelligible, all of which is supervised by clueless, politically motivated bureaucrats. And inevitably, this disaster will result in human suffering and deaths. 

Frankly, this is enough of a mess that we think some highly-placed administration officials should be sentenced to jail time. 

And be forced to serve 150% of it.

And maybe a copy of Windows which wasn’t bootlegged.

It's Not Working Because It's So Popular!

Audacity. 

Yeah, that’s the word I was looking for. It’s a crazy thing... the way that word just pops into my mind. It’s been that way since about 2008.

It still amazes me that the Bathhouse Barry gang and Jay “Baghdad” Carney are able to come up with the statements they do and manage to keep a straight face. Who knows... maybe they don’t. Maybe (and probably) they’re laughing their asses off the whole time, “Because the sheeple will believe anything!” They’ve proved it.

Stilton Jarlsberg at Hope n’ Change Cartoons says it best. Who am I to try to come up with something better?! So, I won’t. Here’s his blog: