The following was written by Stilton Jarlsberg at Hope n’ Change nearly two weeks ago. So what if it's old? Nothing’s really changed and I consider it ‘current events.’ Here’s a recap from 25 October 2013. I consider it my duty to keep this on the minds and in the hearts of my fellow patriots. No need for thanks. It’s my PLEASURE!
It’s been quite a week for president Soetoro. He’s washed his hands of the Healthcare.gov website debacle by claiming that he didn’t know anything about anything at any time -- which is, sadly, an entirely believable assertion. ...
This week, Barry’s policies and persona were also instrumental in Saudi Arabia’s discontinuation of diplomatic relations with the United States, owing to their belief that Barry has made a complete and explosive mess of the Middle East (with Syria not even getting spanked for using chemical weapons on civilians, and Iran happily assembling nukes on Henry Ford-style assembly lines while John Kerry takes Balinese dance lessons). And the president’s foreign policy failures weren’t limited to the Middle East; soon-to-be-former allies France and Germany are now honked off after discovering that Barry had the NSA spy on their phonecalls, perhaps under the suspicion that those nations might be harboring members of the Tea Party.
Domestically, this week the president could also take credit for over 90 million Americans being out of the workforce, and 49% of Americans receiving government benefits and entitlements. In fact, in the roughly 5 years since King Barry started conscripting serfs and buying their votes, the government has spent 3.7 trillion taxpayer dollars on welfare and poverty programs which make not working seem like an increasingly smart career choice.
All of which would make for a satisfying week’s accomplishments for an ordinary America-hating socialist. But Barry isn’t one to rest on his haunches (or Reggie Love’s) when there’s still damage to be done. Which is why on Thursday, he told Congress that he wants a final immigration overhaul by the end of the year, in order to make American citizenship completely meaningless once and for all.
Okay, he didn’t say that last part out loud, but trust us - it’s what he’s thinking. At least when he’s not thinking of golf.
There’s really only one thing which keeps this week from being absolutely perfect for B. Hussein - and that’s the fact that more and more people are starting to see him for the duplicitous little crapweasel that he truly is.
Unfortunately, it’s the United States and her citizenry which will be paying the cost of Barry’s rapidly failing credibility and moral failures for the next 3 years as it becomes nearly impossible for legislators or allies to repair any of the damage he’s done to our country and the world at large.
If you find all of this depressing, don’t lose hope: Obamacare now requires everyone to have insurance coverage which covers mental health. So primal scream therapy and prozac will be available and affordable for all!
Assuming, of course, that you hire a first-rate hacker to help you create an account at Healthcare.gov.
Read the full story, links and all, here.
This just in!
Hilarious Gift That Made Sebelius Scowl.
A Republican State Senator of Tennessee gave Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius a “gift” that made her scowl angrily, even though it may just help her out of her website woes.
The prize for single-handedly showing the abject incompetence of the Obama administration and demonstrating with historical clarity how big government screws up everything it touches?
A copy of “Web Sites for Dummes”!
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