12 March 2012

Sorry, Chuck... I Didn’t Know It Was That Big A Secret.

Obama’s Obimbo’s* Secret Plan To Soar Gas Prices. 
BY CHUCK NORRIS 
President Barack Obama’s Idiot-in-Chief Obimbo’s* energy plan involves radically increasing gas prices to the European rate of $9-10 a gallon. And he’s well on his way by more than doubling prices at the pump since entering office in January 2009, when gasoline was only $1.79 per gallon. Here’s how he schemes to double prices again in his second term, with you footing the bill.

We’re all being gouged at the pumps.
And the reason for soaring gas prices?
According to President Obama Idiot-in-Chief Obimbo*, it’s not because of anything he has done: including devaluing the dollar via his disastrous economic decisions, closing federal lands for oil production opened by his predecessor, passing cap-and-trade legislation in the middle of the worst economy since the Great Depression, or refusing to stand strong against the regime in Iran, which controls 20 percent of all global oil supply via the Strait of Hormuz.
President Obama Idiot-in-Chief Obimbo* would do well to take the advice of former Sen. Obama Obimbo*, who said in 2006 about possible $3 a gallon gas: “The time for excuses is over.”
Then it REALLY gets good. Read the rest from Chuck here.



MAYBE -- HOPEFULLY -- PRAYERFULLY, Obimbo's reelection chances will depend on what happens to the gas prices.

Personally, I'd be more than happy to pay $6 or $7 a gallon until next November, if I could be guaranteed that Obimbo won't be anywhere around after 2012.

Chuck says it best: “Get off your gas, drill and vote Newt Gingrich!” (Which ain't gonna happen.)

*There, I fixed it for him.

5 comments:

  1. "Personally, I'd be more than happy to pay $6 or $7 a gallon until next November, if I could be guaranteed that Obimbo won't be anywhere around after 2012."

    I sure second the motion. That would be one very small price to pay for the salvation of this Nation!

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  2. I wish that I could understand how the people could , somehow, just look at the 'pump'price and lower their acceptance of this, obvious, fraud when he has , just been,a complete failure in every thing that he has tried to foist upon us! In other words ,the gasoline price is only a small part of what we and our progeny will pay for the HELL that this piece of $#!t has created and continued to do so!

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  3. Remember, JB, most of those people that put him in don't even drive or have vehicles; they rely on public transportation. The public transportation being free along with the food stamps and public housing. So, all they need to do is get from Point A (their government assisted housing -- furnished with wide screen TVs, big-ass sound systems and whatever other crap they can furnish it with on OUR dime) to Point B (where ever they cash in their "poker chips") and back to Point A, to live happily ever after.
    Let it be noted, yesterday, the USAG (AKA Eric "Uuhh..." Holder) declared it illegal for Texas to require any form of picture ID for voting purposes. Does ACORN ring a bell?
    All this being said, get ready for the final transformation of America to Amerika.

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  4. Yeah,the last thing DemonRATS want is a legitimate, informed electorate. If that were ever to be the case they would lose their @$$e$!

    "most of those people that put him in don't even drive or have vehicles"

    I wonder if B.O. ever had a car of his own? If so, I bet it wasn't a 'stick shift'- ha, ha!

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  5. Thing is, if gas prices soar to $6.00 per gallon and then drop to $5.00, President BO (the child president) will brag about how he lowered gas prices, thus should be reelected.

    That's what he's done with unemployment.

    It's sort of like my wife saving money at a sale.

    Every time she saves me money, my bank account goes DOWN!

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