Kim Jong Chilled.Damn! I hope this doesn't ruin the Hawaiian extravaganza that OUR "Dear Leader" has planned.
By: JIM TREACHER
Christmas came a little early this year! You won't have Lil' Kim to kick around anymore. Associated Press:
"Even as the world changed around him, North Korean leader Kim Jong Il remained firmly in control, ruling absolutely at home and keeping the rest of the world on edge through a nuclear weapons program... His death after 17 years as leader was announced Monday by state television two days after he died. North Korea’s news agency reported that he had died at 8:30 a.m. Saturday after having a heart attack on a train, adding that he had been treated for cardiac and cerebrovascular diseases for a long time. He was 69. He is widely expected to be succeeded by his third son in a nation that celebrates the ruling family with an intense cult of personality. On Monday, the North Korean news agency dubbed the younger Kim a 'great successor' as the country rallied around him as the next leader."
Well, what are they gonna say? The North Korean press is almost as corrupt and brainwashed as ours.
We know what you're thinkin': Is that three Axis of Evillers down, or only two? You've got to ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky, Mahmoud?I REALLY like the way Treacher says, "The North Korean press is ALMOST as corrupt and brainwashed as ours."
Howsomever, Treacher counts three Axis of Evillers; when you count our "Dear Leader," that makes FOUR in my books.