01 April 2013

Bathhouse Barry* Artist Equates Gun Owners With Satan.

*The original title was ‘Obama Artist...’ but I fixed it for him.
Shepard Fairey, the graphic artist synonymous with the Obama “CHANGE” and “HOPE” images has taken aim at the Second Amendment by releasing new works that equate gun owners with Satan.
Shepard Fairey.  For some reason those two names fit this ‘individual' -- probably more than we’ll ever know.  From now on I'll use 'Fairy' as his name; imagine a lot of pixie dust surrounding it, too.
Fairey has released a new print titled “God Saves and Satan Invests” which depicts an AR15 rifle with the words “America ­-- The Land Where God Saves and Satan Invests In Assault Weapons And High Capacity Magazines”.

For the record, I’m no expert on rifles or pistols.  I just know how to tear 'em down, clean 'em up, put 'em back together and fire the hell out of 'em.  But, for the life of me, I’ve NEVER seen a weapon like the one that Fairy’s got depicted. The front sight vaguely looks like an AR but that cone-shaped flash suppressor is really reaching out there.  It was used on the DP28 or DPM and the M3 grease gun and on some other WWII weapons. Also, it’s been my experience that an AK magazine just won’t work in an AR.

Another 'For The Record,' the AR-15 rifle has a cyclic fire rate of 800 rounds per minute. However, this is only in fully automatic fire mode and THAT makes it an 'assault' rifle.  When firing a semi-automatic (which makes it NOT an 'assault' rifle,) you can put 45-60 rounds downrange.  I might add, if you're going to fire 800 rounds per minute -- SUSTAINED fire -- in the fully automatic mode, you might want to bring plenty of spare barrels with you because you're gonna burn them up really, REALLY FAST.    
The print also includes an image of a white Dove [sic] in the heavens, with a target emblazoned on it, with the now familiar “Obey” tag written above it -- Fairey’s attempt to associate all gun owners with organised [sic] religion -- specifically Christianity.
It’s not all that difficult to notice the resemblance of what Down Low Barry has been putting out; they all look like the propaganda posters of  the Nazi socialist era.  All that screaming Soviet red -- and you've ALWAYS got to work in that ‘OBEY,’ don’t you, Herr Hitler?  Notice that word 'OBEY' at the top-center even has the shape of Russian Cyrillic characters.  

It's obvious that Fairydust was a star pupil in the Joseph Goebbels School of Journalism and Graphic Design.  

Down Low’s proud of ya, slick!

You wanna know what a TRUE 'assault weapon' will do?  Well, here's what I think about your Tinker Bell pixie dust poster, Fairy -- at full automatic:

...Fairey adds on his blog “I’m not a big fan of the absurd abundance of guns in the U.S…. I’m also perplexed by the claim of much of the nation to have ‘Christian values.’ If god tells us to love our neighbor and not to take another human life, where do the assault weapons and piles of ammo fit into these ‘Christian values’?” 
I’m not religious, and the text in this print is designed more to illustrate the hypocrisy and contrast between ‘values’ and actions in this country than to make a religious statement,” Fairey writes. 
“Anyway, if you claim to dig god, lay off of satan’s tools… if you don’t believe in god, lay off of satan’s tools! We live in statistically the safest time in human history, so the idea one would need an assault weapon for self defense is ridiculous.” he adds.
Fairyboy, I’d like to see those statistics.  Giving you the benefit of the doubt, if we do live in the safest time in human history, then why all the hysterics to ban guns? 
“I get the 2nd Amendment, but the right to bear arms should NOT BE UNCONDITIONAL.” Fairey states, claiming that it was never the intention of the Founding Fathers to have an armed population, and saying that the Founders could not have predicted technology to fire dozens of rounds in seconds.
Sorry again, Fairy-oop-poop-a-doo, the ‘Founding Fathers’ EXACT intention of the 2nd Amendment was to have an armed population.  It’s not about hunting or even home defense; it was written into the Constitution to guarantee against tyranny.  Why do you think we’re here in the United States instead of somewhere else, you idiot?  Do you really believe that our founding fathers didn’t have the common sense not to anticipate that, at some point in time, citizens would have to deal with a tyrannical government?  The founding fathers’ intent was that the citizen would be armed with whatever arms were afforded the federal government... if not better!  And that ain't even  happening, which REALLY pisses me off.

Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do think I should have as many RPGs as I want, a  couple of M1 Abrams tanks in my driveway and I damned sure ought to have an 'assault' rifle!

Read more of Fairy’s drivel here; I’m not going to waste the space.
The graphic designer also makes the argument that guns are for hunting, not tools of defense. 
Fairey plans to sell the prints for $150 a piece, with some of the profits going to “a, yet to be determined, common sense gun law advocacy group.”
You know what?  Fairy will probably make a killing (no pun intended) with his piece of crap.  Sheeple will be lining up like lambs to the slaughter (pun intended) to have one hanging over their free, wide-screen TV.  Of course the sheeple won’t be forking over the dinero for them; the government will issue them with the food stamps.

Down Low Bathhouse Barry's got his hoboy cranking out Stalinist Russia posters and I have fun jacking with 'em  -- with NO apologies to Pixie Dust for the make-over:

Critics have pointed out that with the federal government arming to the teeth, it cannot be conceived as evil for Americans to also engage in such activity, as this was precisely the reasoning behind the Second Amendment.


  1. I'm going to stick with my testimony - we're about to see the ultimate clash head to head between dark and light - the lines are being drawn - the end is decreed - the outcome is certain - but we still have to watch.

    1. Dear Abby,

      Yes, we STILL have to watch. Which makes me pretty nauseous.

      Hand Me Another Puke Bag, Please

  2. The Fairy said (quotes):

    "We live in statistically the safest time in human history"

    Then how does he account for the tremendous arms build up by DHS?

    "I get the 2nd Amendment, but the right to bear arms should NOT BE UNCONDITIONAL.” Fairey states, claiming that it was never the intention of the Founding Fathers to have an armed population.

    If Fairy's complete misunderstanding of the 2nd Amendment becomes a common belief, kiss the rest of the Constitution 'good-by'! Our Mongrel-in-Cheif would love that!

    Where do I get some of these posters so I can use them for targets; I'm running low on the Hillary ones?

    Scenario, I'd like to see:

    M4E, D.I. with Fairy as the "Maggot"!!!!

    1. If only, JB! If only!

      And I want that other fairy right there beside him! I can guran-DAMN-tee you, Bath House Barry and Fairy would be cursing the day that they dribbled out from between their momma's legs before I even got started on 'em.

      It'd be like the good ol' days in boot camp where you got the living shit knocked out of you for just being there... ALL DAY (and NIGHT) LONG!

  3. I question whether you rise to the same level of authority as Down Low Bath House Barry when it comes to firing guns. I've viewed all those pictures of him on the internet after all.

    1. I know. I really need to work on being able to hold a shotgun like Down Low Barry does. It feels so good after the pain goes away.

  4. Lets not stay focused on these Gun Control
    and Same Sex Marriage issues. This is exactly what this administration
    wants us to do.
    We can´t let Benghazi be swept under the rug. Keep it alive and in the news!
    The families of the slain Hero's deserve more than the circus we witnessed in those hearings.
    And we must NOT allow this wagging the Dog with Gay Marriages change our focus!
    Hillary Clinton should be BOOED at every appearance she makes. And anyone who buys her books is an Idiot!

    1. OOHRAH!

      Well said, Jarhead!

      Though, in my military mind, it's the Lame Stream Media that keeps the gun* control (there's that friggin word 'gun' again!) and the faggot issues in front of our faces all the time. Fox is the only one -- to a certain degree -- that hasn't let go of Benghazi.

      When you get right down to it, Fox owes its soul to the Lame Stream Media. I've never trusted Fox and there have been times that I haven't been disappointed. As far as I'm concerned, Fox is the Lame Stream Media's (s'?) token channel for those of us that are RIGHT. Hey... they don't want to let ANY of the money slip outta their greasy palms.

      So, again, you're right, Jarhead. It's up to us to keep hammering away at Benghazi until the Commies do SOMETHING. In Texas, we have 'REMEMBER THE ALAMO!' Nationally, we need to have 'REMEMBER BENGHAZI!'

      Semper Fi!

      *Naval ships and field artillery have guns (BIG gun!) A shotGUN is the only GUN, that I know of, that an individual can hold and carry -- anything else is known as a rifle, pistol, sidearm or weapon.

  5. You are 100% correct on the weapon versus gun thing. Personally, I believe in weapon control---MY control, not the governments. I maintain control of my weapons and never aim them at anyone I don't plan on shooting.