11 March 2013

Just About The Time You Think You've Seen And Heard It All...

Counseling Offered to Students Affected by Pop-Tart Gun.
7-year-old suspended for chewing breakfast pastry into pistol shape.

More here... if you just gotta. 




14 comments:

  1. Feminism: No responsible male around, NO SHIT! It's late and I must go throw-up, after this. I'll try to collect my thoughts later. One thought, however: AAAAAGGGGAAAASPHAAPOBULBAGAGGGGROMPSSSSSSPH-I din mkit....................

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    1. JB, that one thought you have -- it's the same reaction I have every time I see that Enema has crawled out from under her rock.

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  2. GOOD GOSH! I almost had a heart attack when I saw you had a picture of the damned thing right there on your page! It wasn't even blurred out! I think you need an age-verification so you know not to just go jumping into that. I can't believe I've eaten those things not realizing there was a gun waiting to be revealed inside! GAAHHH!

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    1. Dear Abby,

      Would you PUUULLLEEZZEE give some psychiatric help to Enema Nematode?

      Judging by her picture, the poor thing has been out of it since WWI.

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  3. .

    You do realize this is all a made-up story? Right? You do, don't cha?

    This story is totally made up by the same snake-oil salespeople who give you the 'Daily Caller'. The fake outrage machine at Murdoch Media/Fox Networks are working you rubes like a cheap fiddle.

    And you believe this tripe? Sucka...

    Ema Nymton
    ~@:o?
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    1. Then it sure made a lot of your liberal-assed newspapers... SUCKA!

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    1. Are there ANY lefties that live in the real world anymore, Odie?

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  5. "Are there ANY lefties that live in the real world anymore,"

    No, [reality] is the "bane" of their existence. The day will come, however, when it will catch up with them. It's difficult to predict what will happen or what will have happened to the rest of us when that occurs.

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  6. Gah! The idiocy of this ado about a Pop Tart "gun" surpasses the idiocy of THIS STORY.

    Damn. What a world we are living in!

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  7. I think we turned into a nation of bed wetters about the time Ducky was hatched; it's been steadily downhill ever since.

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    1. Ducky's kinda busy right now... he's still in counseling and group therapy.

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