25 April 2012

Need I Say More?

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  1. For B.O. and his socialist ninnies, the only concern is that the "Misery Index" be spread EQUALLY among the Proletariat! Hopefully, the 'majority' will wake up to this fact come November.

  2. Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, and other meatheads et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

    Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
    Here is a model separation agreement:
    Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
    We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
    You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.--Since you hate guns and we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
    We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
    You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
    We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
    You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, protests, druggies and illegal aliens.
    We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
    We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood
    You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
    You can have the peaceniks and war protesters, occupiers,letter writers, boy-cotters,etc. And when our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
    We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
    You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, Jane Fonda,Rosie O'Donnell, Barbara Streisand, Bill Maher, Michael Moore,
    Sean Penn, and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
    We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and over-sized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
    You can give everyone healthcare, Obamacare and all the taxing that goes with it if you can find any practicing doctors.
    We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
    I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".
    We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
    Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
    Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete.
    Thank you and Good-bye.

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