17 January 2014

Moosechelle Obamohammad’s 50th Hatchment.

Dr. J, over at HopeNChange Cartoons, did it again. I had a post that was almost ready to go and what does he do?! He comes up with this one. So, what do I do? REBLOG IT!
Let Them Eat Birthday Cake.
In honor of Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday, Hope n’ Change has created this special video birthday tribute celebrating her ever-present smile, her grace, her dignity, and some of her more-quotable pearls of wisdom. 
So here’s to you, Mooch -- half a century of hating America, and still going strong!
It just doesn't get much better than this!






26 comments:

  1. Do you _HATE_ Mrs Obama because she gets to sleep with your man-love Barrack? Or is there another reason you hate _Michelle_ (wink wink nod nod, say no more, say no more, heh... you know what i mean? wink wink, nod nod... say no more... say no more...)?

    Ema Nymton
    ~@:o?
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    1. Enema!

      Where HAVE you been?! We thought that, maybe, you haven't been wearing the helmet and that you got hit in the head... again. The doctors keep warning you about that but you just won't listen. Keep it up and the double vision and headaches will only get worse.

      'Hate' is a strong word, Enema. I prefer to use a STRONGER word... like, 'DETEST!'

      So, I take it that you know, too, that Barry's gayer than Tom Cruise roller blading in cut-offs, huh?! Yeah, I knew that -- even with those headaches and the double vision -- it would finally sink in that little pea brain of yours. I'll use the following as you wrote it: (wink nod nod, say no more, say no more, heh... you know what i mean? wink wink, nod nod... say no more... say no more...)? BTW, among other mistakes in that little blurb of yours, the question mark goes INSIDE the closing parenthesis mark... idiot.

      Come back when ya can't stay longer, Enema!

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    "... Barry's gayer than ..." is this why _you_ are so drawn to him with your man-love? You DETEST Mrs Obama because she gets to sleep with your man-love object. Are you sure there is not another real deep-seated reason you detest Mrs Obama (wink wink nod nod, say no more, say no more, heh... you know what I mean? wink wink, nod nod... say no more... say no more, heh ...)?

    As for Marine4Ever's idiot grammar lessons -

    The use of the apostrophe (') in Barry's in the term 'Barry's gayer than ...' turns the word into possessive form.

    The placement of the question mark (?) in the sentence: "Or is there another reason you hate _Michelle_ (wink wink nod nod, say no more, say no more, heh... you know what i mean? wink wink, nod nod... say no more... say no more...)?" is correct. Marine4Ever should try to re-read the sentence without (wink wink nod nod, say no more, say no more, heh... you know what i mean? wink wink, nod nod... say no more... say no more...)! ... Sh!t for brains.

    Ema Nymton
    ~@:o?
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      Now Marine4Ever, what's with the tude, dude? Just because your man-love object (Barrack) has a beautiful woman (Michelle) as a loving wife, you just have to learn to live with it.

      Get over yourself. I hear Mr Putin in Russia is available (he is divorcing his wife). You can swish your "manly marine manner" at Mr Putin.

      Ema Nymton
      ~@:o?
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    2. The apostrophe in 'Barry's' makes it a contraction for 'Barry is.' If you know how, look it up... shit for brains.

      The question mark is incorrect and, now, the exclamation mark is incorrect. Look it up... shit for brains.

      ~@:o? translated: shit for brains... look it up, shit for brains.

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    3. You're (the contraction for 'you are') boring. I'm (the contraction of 'I am') tired of ya. Goodbye,
      ~@:o? = shit for brains.

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  3. Ya know, Mooshelle would be almost attractive if she were 25 years younger, had less of a football players physique, was less a communist and more of an American, and didn't (contraction for did not) hang out with the crowd she does.
    Maybe.

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  4. Frank Zappa once sang: "What's the ugliest part of your body? I think it's your mind." Applicable to the Mooch on her 50th. If Leftists looked like they thought, they'd all resemble Henry Waxman...

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    1. To me, they all do. Maybe it's the way they pick their nose, Bob.

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  5. Another FIVE STAR presentation, M-4 … and I just want to say that I look forward to the day when congress will set aside a national holiday in celebration of the first orangutans’ birthday. Yep, it’ll rank up there with all of our solemn celebrations: ground-hog day, Pepe Le Pew Day, Louis Farrakhan Day, and my all time favorite, Jeremiah Wright God Damn America day. In fact, the only thing that I can think of that could top any of these is the day when someone shoves an roughly hewn 4x4 up Enema’s ass, douses it with gasoline, and lights her off …

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    1. Well, of course, the five stars go to Dr. J and his "Hope 'n Change Cartoons." That's why God gave me eyes -- to plagiarize (ya can't really get me for plagiarism, though, since I really DO SAY where it came from.) I just figure that as busy as I am; what with worrying about Benghazigate, the crumbling of our military, our currency on the downhill slide, Obamohammad and Queen Moosechelle, our own form of the KGB (they WISH!) and doing the dishes; why reinvent the wheel?

      I, too, look forward to those days; especially that day when we can shove that 4x4 up EVERY Libtard/Commie's ass. I'm gonna call Lowe's right now and make sure they have a steady supply of 4x4s.

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  6. I believe that Enema is one of those American-hating Jews who live in New York. You know the one’s I’m talking about —the dipshits that supported Bloomberg when the question arose about building a mosque for sand monkeys at ground zero. Enema could be one of the dumbest people on the face of the planet, so it is no surprise that she’s a Progressive/Communist. Otherwise, she’d oppose anyone who works over time to destroy the finest county on earth. At least, it used to be before Obama and the dipshits like Enema. I also wonder if she's one of those raging lesbians: she does seem preoccupied by homosexual acts.

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    1. Well, Sam, it's like this -- if the Progressive/Communist, Enema, doesn't live in New York then she really should consider relocating there. Evidently, there's a whole nest of her kind that suck up oxygen in that state. NASA could study Cuomo, and his fellow New Yorkers, and they'd never even have to leave the ground; all of 'em are really out there in deep space. If there was any question about New York being a Progressive/Communist state, it was answered with Cuomo.

      I may have an answer as to why Enema makes no sense in what she says, does or believes; she's frustrated in her sex life. She's queer for Obamohammad but knows she doesn't stand a chance because she's female and she can't afford to have a sex change. That's why she stands on the corner with her tin cup, an organ grinder and her dancing monkey -- hoping that, someday, she'll have enough money saved to be able to get that sex change. Until then, she just has to be satisfied with the monkey. Poor monkey.

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    1. You know, when Obamohammad pronounced 'Corpsman' as 'Corpse-man,' you can sorta understand that; he's stupid, he's probably never heard or seen the word before in his life and you KNOW that he was just reading off a teleprompter. With Harris-Perry it's a different situation. You HAVE to know that she purposely pronounced 'Fi' as 'Fee' as one of her Left/Progressive/Commie digs at America. As a journalist (and I use that term loosely,) she's had to have seen and heard the word at other times. Even with a third grade education, it would be next to impossible for someone to see the letter 'i' and say, "e" -- unless your name is 'Enema,' of course.

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  8. Their self worship knows no bounds! Have a blessed monday my patriot friend :-)

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  9. I've often wondered how Enema gets free of its straightjacket long enough to broadcast its ignorance across the Blogosphere?

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    1. It must take at least a little while, John. Ya know, it's been awhile since she/he/it has come up for air around here.

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    2. it's been awhile since she/he/it has come up for air around here.

      That's disgusting!

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    3. For an officer and a gentleman, your mind sure stays in the gutter A LOT.

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    4. Well, Corporal ... you type it, and I read it. You shouldn't blame me for ... whatever it is you're getting from Enema.

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  10. @Marine "But I doubt it"...
    "Blow out the zucchini!" SO SO FUNNY!

    Oh, you RACIST you! You MUST find her lovely, you MUST find her attractive, you MUST find her patriotic, you MUST find her truthful...or YOU are a racist, don't you GET THAT? :-)
    great post (yes, I'm being sarcastic, just to make sure I'm read right!) xx

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  11. " You MUST find [her] lovely"

    OK, may we just settle for hermaphrodite? Or is there something even more abnormal? This is the first time that I've ever read of an actual gender being assigned to it! No $#!t that's up for grabs; but who would?

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