04 August 2013

Would This Be Called A Racially Insensitive Birthday Cake?


Why re-invent the wheel?! Here it is from Hope n' Change Cartoons -- with a little editing, here and there, and an addition, or three, from me: 
According to at least one of his many Social Security cards, Sunday marks the alleged birthday of Barack Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama. The president is turning 52 which, by almost unbelievable coincidence, is also the exact number of weeks each year he lies his butt off, creates dissent, and cripples the American economy! There’s one for Ripley’s Believe it or Not!

The president has already been presented with a cake by Nancy Pelosi, whom a spokesman described as being “known for her affinity for dark chocolate.” We can only pray that this in reference to the cake itself, and not some personal gift she’s planning on sharing with Obama involving lingerie and WD-40. 
The birthday boy was able to enjoy not only his own slice of cake, but also an extra slice which was left over because, for reasons still unexplained, Ambassador Chris Stevens failed to show up for the party.
In any event, Hope n’ Change Cartoons wants to wish the president the very happiest of birthdays. 
Specifically, we “want to” - but can’t and won’t. Because what we really wish is that his sorry keester would be dragged before several investigating committees which would put him under oath about Benghazi, Fast & Furious, and the IRS attack on conservatives (you know, the scandals that the president and Jay Carney dismiss as being “phony.”)


We wish we could ask him why people really can’t keep their health insurance policies if they liked them, and why Obamacare is raising costs by preposterous margins and pushing people out of the system instead of in?

We wish we could find out why he hates small businesses and American energy production. We wish we could force him to tell us why he identifies with Trayvon Martin but not the black kids in Chicago being killed by other black kids, why the Ft. Hood massacre was an incident of “workplace violence,” and why the Whitehouse is closed to ordinary visitors but is still wide open to celebrity galas and five-star (well, maybe one star and a crescent moon) Ramadan dinners?
But none of these wishes is likely to come true. No, this miserable little sheepdip who made his political name by squeaking “present!” in the Illinois Senate will be opening expensive presents from his various syncophants, toadies, and special interest lobbyists. 
And of course, he’ll be opening a very special present from Hope n’ Change Cartoons, too.  And it will look a lot like dark chocolate. Bon appétit!

Baghdad Jay draws a line in the sand... the sand at Martha’s Vineyard:



60 comments:

  1. Nancy Pelosi ... classified by the CDC as the only non-prescription antidote for Viagra overdose.

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    1. Now THAT's funny, Sam.

      (Wheew-eee... just the thought of Pelosi will bring any sexual euphoric high to a screeching halt.)

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    2. Sam,
      Not a joke, right? A medical fact!

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    3. I don't know this for sure, Sam ... but I think there is a federal law against using the word Pelosi in any thesis involving the subject of human sex. If I'm wrong about the federal law, then let me say we should begin working on one.

      And shame on you for putting that vision into my brain-housing group; I may need hours of therapy to get rid of it.

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  2. What a nice gesture on your part, Chuck … to help your president celebrate his birthday. It is his fifty-second birthday, unless I have miscalculated when the beast fornicated with the jackal. But anyway, a birthday is a person’s special day, often celebrated by offering gifts, giving a party, or observing a rite of passage. I won’t be offering gifts or a party, but I sure would like to see Obama’s passage … if you know what I mean.

    Anyway, I don’t care what Enema says … I think you’re one hell of a guy.

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  3. J'ai failli acheter M. Obama un cadeau, mais je crains qu'ils ne laissent pas mon genre de personne à la Maison Blanche. Mais alors, je suis trop pauvre pour donner des cadeaux à un homme riche.

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    1. Louis, I have the PERFECT gift to give Fairy Barry! We take a brown paper sack and crap in it real good. Then we take it up to his front door, put the sack down, light it on fire, ring the door bell and run like hell. It'll be fun watching him trying to get the shit off of his shoes!

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  4. Hey,

    I tried this once before. Now you obviously out-did yourself, once again. I had to get up off the floor after fits of uncontrollable laughter to even respond. This goes out to many.

    BRAVO ZULU!!!!!

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    1. Well, thank you, John. Those are mighty kind words... UNLIKE those coming from our friend, MUSTANG.

      It's a gift, John. If there's any way that I can diss Fairy Barry, I'm gonna use it.

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    2. I'm sorry -- we don't use Macedonian on this site.

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    3. We? We? WE? You got a mouse in your pocket?

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    4. Así que lo siento. No hablamos aquí de Macedonia.

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    5. I am from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty of Mouses (SPCM). We want you to remove the mouses from your pocket, place them gently on the table in front of you, and take five steps back. Remember, we are armed and we have the numbers to your illegal bank accounts.
      ~Bob

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  5. You know, if there was one last place on earth I would ever look for a "racially insensitive" birthday cake, this would have to be it. At no time have I ever seen a more compassionate, understanding, humanistic blog than this one. I just hope that President Obama realizes just how much he's appreciated.

    Here's my birthday greeting: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPLIB.

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    1. Thanks, Jack... I think. I don't know if I should be patting myself on the back or hiding under the sofa.

      Just kidding!

      Here's my birthday greeting, too: UN-HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPLIB DUDE/DUDETTE... whatever.

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  6. After I quit laughing I tried to ascertain which part I liked the best-still trying!

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    1. You're laughing, John? Hey... this is serious business here, man!

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  7. No, as I said, I quit laughing but when I revisit B.O.'s face plunge into the cake I can't help if it starts again. It's serious but....................

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    1. Just trying to do my part in the War on Terrorism, John.

      Hey... don't take me serious about being serious!

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  8. I'm laughing at the post and the comments..what a blast, Marine4! I loved this.
    I can't pick which thing I thought was most funny, but seeing that cake, and then scrolling down and seeing him face down is hilarious!
    Thanks!
    Your insomniac friend, Z :-)

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    1. Z,
      This site is filled with witty remarks.

      Really.

      No sarcasm stated or implied in the above statements from me.

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    2. Thanks, Z. To a certain degree, I've decided that I'll just roll with the STOOPIDITY of it all. This Obama thing has gone far beyond asinine. It gets more dangerous by the minute. I'll still attempt to bring attention to events that need to be hammered on -- but, at times, I've found that sarcastic humor has the ability to do what yelling in the streets is unable to do. Sometimes, a picture really is worth a thousand words.

      As an FYI: I'm sure that you've noticed that my word smithing skills border on the coarse and uneducated. Okay, they don't 'border on' -- my writing is shown to be on the level of the coarse and uneducated. Having made nearly straight A's in English and journalism classes (both on the high school and college level,) I know the rules. When one knows the rules, one is allowed to break the rules. I break these rules of grammar, spelling, split infinitives and whatever else is in the book, for effect... and when I'm just disgusted.

      In case you didn't notice, Z, the two cakes differ for a purpose. I wanted the second cake (and the party hat) to be as 'girlie-girlie' as possible.

      As for your insomnia, insomnia is good! Insomnia lets you sleep all day, when nothing is really happening, and keeps you alert at night when the zombies are out.

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    3. AOW -- "No sarcasm stated or implied in the above statements from me."

      Well, I would certainly hope not!

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  9. The black cake looks like an HOCKEY PUCK--
    I am "out raged"--
    HOCKEY is the only game that I can bear to watch --the rest are - slow--
    and they used a round - black - shape to 'honor' bho-geeeees-

    OK- I do watch the Army / Navy game--
    Go Army-beat Navy and all of that----
    Coming soon to your local TV channels-

    To Our BEST-A-N-AF-CG-M & MM-
    Carol-CS


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    1. The Marine Corps doesn't have a football team; we're too busy fighting wars.

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  10. BTW-did I really execute a double entendre--? RE: the Puck - for the _uck bho-
    Naaa- not me!! totally out of order for polite society--
    Carol-CS

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    1. Well, you didn't until you brought it up. Way to go, Carol! YEA! for our side!

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    2. It sure does give new meaning to the latin expression, Non amo te faciem meam, puck off.

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    3. Oh ... sic nunc es questus est in linguam alienam sumus tribune? Ullius Macedonum, licet!

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    4. Nulla ... Macedones ostendere nimium cura penises aliorum Macedones.

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    5. "... multum penises aliorum sollicitudinem Macedonum?" Oooooo... Ho-Ho-Hooo!

      (BTW, my translator says that "Non amo te faciem meam" means "I do not like my face." Sorry, bro, ya gotta go with what got.)

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  11. Colonel C. M. C. Jones had two sayings repeated ad nauseam; no one thought they were as funny as he did. One of these was, "If you don't like my face, general ... fuck it." The other was, "Hey, if you don't like my suit, piss on it."

    CMC Jones' older brother was also a USMC colonel. His first and middle name was States Rights. No, I'm not kidding.

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    1. You're probably right about no one thinking they were as funny as he did.

      Scheech. WHERE do you get all this shit?!

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    2. I walked every mile, brother ... every last mile.

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  12. make sure his eats are halal..UGH!....keep up the fight Marine..YOU rock!!!!

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    1. I'm pretty certain C rations ain't halal. I swore, if I ever got out of it alive, I'd never eat another meal of ham and mf's* as long as I lived. A case of C's had 12 meals -- nine, of which, had to have been ham and mf's. Ham and mf's morning, noon and night. Nothing but ham and mf's. My first ex-wife sent me a canned ham. I threw it as far as I could throw it and put a .50 cal round through it. Wrote her back and told her, "Don't you EVER send me one of those damn things again!" Ham and mf's. Ham and mf's.



      *Known as lima beans to civilizations.

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  13. I wish you a very unhappy unbirthday Mr. Presdent.

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  14. Just one of those useless things I wonder about sometimes: does a hermaphrodite celebrate TWO birthdays?

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    1. Marine4Ever,
      You betcha! Especially if the taxpayers are footing the bill.

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  15. Screw him or her self, they can.

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  16. "does a hermaphrodite celebrate TWO birthdays?"

    I don't know but I've always thought of it as a 'bisexual built for two'!

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    1. THAT'S deep, John. I gotta think about that one. Right now I'm busy pressing the #1 like Mustang told me to do over on his site and all I keep getting is 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

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    2. HARHARHAR! Now I get it, John! Great play on words. (You'll have to forgive me... I'm a little slow right now with all the meds I 'm having to take. This '1' thing that the Colonel says I have to do is really frustrating.)

      Please excuse me. I have to get back to work now.

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  17. Well, the MEDS might explain all your EBONIC JiVE at Madison. Thank goodness you haven't used it at Fix Bayonets, otherwise ... well, you know: 3 days piss n' punk. Again.

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    1. Colonel, it's called 'go along to get along.' I'm trying to learn to live in the world that was given to me. Besides, 3 days piss n' punk? I got that down to a science. I've done 8 while walking guard. No sweat. I'm a pro!

      I gotta get back to work now.

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    2. Damn. All this USMC terminology.

      I had to consult the dictionary for piss n' punk.

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    3. You learn a lot of interestin' stuff from Mother Green. Unfortunately, I learned the majority of mine from first-hand experience. For instance, did you know that it's possible to live off of ham and mf's for 13 months at a time?

      It's just a thought, but we could have used a steady diet of ham and mf's in place of water boarding. It's probably covered, somewhere, in the Geneva Convention as 'Cruel and Unusual Punishment,' though.

      Sissies.

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  18. WD-40??? *Facepalm* *Chortle* *Guffaw*

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    1. Dear Abby,

      WD-40?

      Signed,
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  19. "steady diet of ham and mf's"

    Yeah, I remember once when they over cooked our lobster-damn "Stew Burnrers"!

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    1. Now YOU'RE being insensitive, John!

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  20. I'm wondering ... Jon, Marine4Ever, Mustang, AOW ... did any of you people get invited to vacation with Barry and the Wookie? I didn't. I'm very upset about that. Those selfish pricks.

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    1. A vacation with the Obamas would be white slavery.

      On the other hand, the Obamas would need a food taster if I were on vacation with them.

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    2. Hmmm, afraid I'll have to go with the comment that John made below, Robert.

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  21. RS,

    No I didn't but I also can't imagine anything more repugnant, either. I think that I'd rather eat broken glass!

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