President Obama has canceled a meeting in Moscow next month with Russian President Vladimir Putin to protest that country’s decision to give former government contractor Edward Snowden temporary asylum.
“Following a careful review begun in July, we have reached the conclusion that there is not enough recent progress in our bilateral agenda with Russia to hold a U.S.-Russia summit in early September,” White House press secretary Jay [Baghdad] Carney said in a statement on Wednesday.
I call it, “No balls.”
The Kremlin said it was disappointed about the canceled meeting.
Putin aide Yuri Ushakov told the Russian Interfax News Agency that the decision showed that the United States was “not prepared for equal relations” with Russia.
Right now, the United States isn't prepared for equal relations with a tree frog.
*Snub -- Isn’t that what girls usually do?
I’ve compared Bathhouse Barry to Putin before, but my mentor and the man who should have been (and should now be) Commandant of the Marine Corps -- the man who is an officer, a gentleman and all-around snappy dresser, Colonel (aka Mustang) -- sent me one that goes even further. I have to give credit where credit is due. This comes from TomatoBubble. I changed a little of it (okay... I changed a LOT of it) but the majority -- okay... some of it -- is from them.
Why re-invent the wheel?! Here it is from Hope n' Change Cartoons -- with a little editing, here and there, and an addition, or three, from me:
According to at least one of his many Social Security cards, Sunday marks the alleged birthday of Barack Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama. The president is turning 52 which, by almost unbelievable coincidence, is also the exact number of weeks each year he lies his butt off, creates dissent, and cripples the American economy! There’s one for Ripley’s Believe it or Not!
The president has already been presented with a cake by Nancy Pelosi, whom a spokesman described as being “known for her affinity for dark chocolate.” We can only pray that this in reference to the cake itself, and not some personal gift she’s planning on sharing with Obama involving lingerie and WD-40.
The birthday boy was able to enjoy not only his own slice of cake, but also an extra slice which was left over because, for reasons still unexplained, Ambassador Chris Stevens failed to show up for the party.
In any event, Hope n’ Change Cartoons wants to wish the president the very happiest of birthdays.
Specifically, we “want to” - but can’t and won’t. Because what we really wish is that his sorry keester would be dragged before several investigating committees which would put him under oath about Benghazi, Fast & Furious, and the IRS attack on conservatives (you know, the scandals that the president and Jay Carney dismiss as being “phony.”)
We wish we could ask him why people really can’t keep their health insurance policies if they liked them, and why Obamacare is raising costs by preposterous margins and pushing people out of the system instead of in?
We wish we could find out why he hates small businesses and American energy production. We wish we could force him to tell us why he identifies with Trayvon Martin but not the black kids in Chicago being killed by other black kids, why the Ft. Hood massacre was an incident of “workplace violence,” and why the Whitehouse is closed to ordinary visitors but is still wide open to celebrity galas and five-star (well, maybe one star and a crescent moon) Ramadan dinners?
But none of these wishes is likely to come true. No, this miserable little sheepdip who made his political name by squeaking “present!” in the Illinois Senate will be opening expensive presents from his various syncophants, toadies, and special interest lobbyists.
And of course, he’ll be opening a very special present from Hope n’ Change Cartoons, too. And it will look a lot like dark chocolate. Bon appétit!
Baghdad Jay draws a line in the sand... the sand at Martha’s Vineyard:
The above heading was proven in the past U.S. Presidential Election.
New Petition Gives Obama Immunity For Crimes.
Watch people endorse free pass for president.
Obama supporters in San Diego, California petition to grant the President immunity for any crimes he has committed or will commit while in office. Media analyst and author Mark Dice simply asks random people if they’ll sign a petition to support Obama. More here.
If this wasn't so funny, it'd be sad.
What really makes it so sad (or, funnier) is, these idiots are not just signing these things; they're also having to print their names and date it... and they're still in a coma!
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I wish I could say, “Well, it’s Californicate... what do you expect?” I’m afraid I can't say that, though.
BTW: Dice has a bachelor’s degree in communication from California State University and lives in San Diego. In his own words, he “enjoys enlightening zombies …. (ignorant people) about the mass media’s effect on our culture, pointing out Big Brother’s prying eyes, and exposing elite secret societies along with scumbag politicians and their corrupt political agendas.”
Detroit Files Largest Municipal Bankruptcy Case In U.S. History!
Bloviating Zeppelin beat me to it. BZ's sentiments are the same as mine, so thanks for doing the groundwork, BZ.
Out of idle curiosity, I wonder how many trillions of $$$ Down Low's gonna cost us on this one?
GOTTA keep those bathhouses operating, you know!
With one last addition... it just wouldn't be complete without this:
Mustang posed an interesting question on his post about whether or not Michael Hastings was murdered. My answer (had I been able to get to the article in time) would have been, “Does a wild bear shit in the woods?”
Along that same line of thought, I’ve always wondered who might have the most kills -- BillyBob Clinton (our FIRST black president) or Down Low Bathhouse Barry (our FIRST Heinz 57, Mosalomistic, Islamic, Idiot-In-Chief.)
I’ll have to get back on this one; it’s going to take some more research. Just what I’ve found -- so far -- is about a year of interesting reading on who might be in the lead.
Who might be in the lead? My money’s on Down Low -- by a WIDE margin.
When it all really comes down to it, I’m reminded of that famous quote by somebody -- I forget who it was -- who answered: “What difference, at this point, does it make?” (Sarcasm intended.)
