Showing posts with label Libtards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Libtards. Show all posts

10 July 2014

Hobby Lobby - 1 / Obamites - ZERO!

A source (who must remain unidentified for national security reasons) sent me the following. After studying it for about a minute and a half, I thought to myself, “HEY! This is some good stuff Danger 2 sent me!” Actually, ‘Danger 2’ isn’t my source’s call sign, either — remember, we've got some national security reasons involved.

We’re Ready for sHrILLARY! 
sHrILLARY, champion of the downtrodden women that can’t afford birth control. Roll out Sandra Fluck. Universal Health Care is on the way. If you like your doctor...






























*Refer back to HERE for an explanation on THAT.

What’s next?  
  • Affordable Transportation Act (ATA)
  • Maternity Leave Act (MLA)
  • Affordable Housing Act (AHA)
  • Affordable Vacation Act (AVA)
  • Free Substance Abuse Rehabilitation Act (Free SARA)
  • Union Representation Act (URA)
  • Work Week Limitation Act  (WWLA)
  • Social Security Modernization Act (SSA II)
  • Unrestricted Marriage Act (UMA)
  • Minimum Monthly & Annual Income Standards Act (MMAISA)
  • Actor & Actress Tax Exemption Act 
  • Fair Trade Act (FTA)
  • Carbon Credit Exchange Act (CCEA)
  • Obesity Prevention Act (OPA)
  • Profit Limitations Act (PLA)
  • Banking Reform Act (BRA)
  • Executive Salary Limitation Act  (ESLA)
  • Fair Income Transfer Act (FITA)
  • Firearm & Ammunition Restriction 
  • Tax (FART)
  • Organic Farming Act (OFA)
  • Bee Colony Restoration Act (BCRA)
  • Water Bottle Elimination Tax (WBET)
  • Free Education Act (FEA)
  • Heterosexual Limitation Act (HLA)
  • Open Borders America Migration  Act (OBAMA)
  • Male Sterilization Act (MSA)
  • Golf & Leisure Tax 
  • Frequent Flyer & Airline Baggage Limitation Tax
  • Gender Neutralization Act (GNA)
  • Pickup Truck Tax
  • Income Restriction Tax 
  • Rodeo & Equestrian Activities Prohibition Act (REAPA)
  • Global Warming and Climate Change Reversal Surcharge Tax 
  • Military Non-Discrimination Act (MNA)
  • Vacation Home Elimination Act (VHEA)
  • Optional Requirement to Work Act (ORWA)
  • Prison Term Limits (PTT)
  • Public Religious Practices Restriction Act (PRPRA)
Uhhh... Danger 2, I hate to be the one to tell you this — they’re all so stupid that I think they’re in the works right now






Which reminds me... What the hell about Benghazi, Bucket Butt?!

07 October 2013

It's Not Working Because It's So Popular!

Audacity. 

Yeah, that’s the word I was looking for. It’s a crazy thing... the way that word just pops into my mind. It’s been that way since about 2008.

It still amazes me that the Bathhouse Barry gang and Jay “Baghdad” Carney are able to come up with the statements they do and manage to keep a straight face. Who knows... maybe they don’t. Maybe (and probably) they’re laughing their asses off the whole time, “Because the sheeple will believe anything!” They’ve proved it.

Stilton Jarlsberg at Hope n’ Change Cartoons says it best. Who am I to try to come up with something better?! So, I won’t. Here’s his blog:





29 September 2013

These Moments Are Just So Precious.

George H.W. Bush Witness At Same-Sex Wedding.





































Naww, Helen Thomas wasn’t there... I don’t think. 

I just threw her in ’cause she looks like First Sergeant Przybyszewski. We used to call him First Sergeant Alphabet -- in our minds.


It's a wonder that Bathhouse Barry didn't come swishing up, riding on his Democratic ass.

Let's reword that: It's a wonder the asshole didn't come swishing up. Period.






We can thank AOW (ALWAYS ON WATCH) for bringing this one to our attention! Just when ya think it can’t get any worse, it will... and IT DOES!




23 July 2013

God Must Have Loved Ignorant People Because He Made So Many Of ’Em.

The above heading was proven in the past U.S. Presidential Election.

New Petition Gives Obama Immunity For Crimes. 

Watch people endorse free pass for president.  

Obama supporters in San Diego, California petition to grant the President immunity for any crimes he has committed or will commit while in office. Media analyst and author Mark Dice simply asks random people if they’ll sign a petition to support Obama. More here
If this wasn't so funny, it'd be sad.

What really makes it so sad (or, funnier) is, these idiots are not just signing these things; they're also having to print their names and date it... and they're still in a coma!
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I wish I could say, “Well, it’s Californicate... what do you expect?” I’m afraid I can't say that, though. 


















BTW: Dice has a bachelor’s degree in communication from California State University and lives in San Diego. In his own words, he “enjoys enlightening zombies …. (ignorant people) about the mass media’s effect on our culture, pointing out Big Brother’s prying eyes, and exposing elite secret societies along with scumbag politicians and their corrupt political agendas.”


27 April 2013

More From Midget Mayor-tolla With The Big Mouth.

As everyone should have figured out by now, this post is dedicated to smoking Down Low Bathhouse Barry and his Nazi administration with as many one-five-five rounds as humanly possible in the least amount of time.  I’m going to sort of break tradition because Lori Boxer’s flaming of Bloomberg is... DAMN!  I wish I’d have written it!


Hey! Wait a minute... Bloomer IS one of ‘em, so I’m good to go!
This article is Lori Wallach Boxer’s response to Mayor Bloomberg’s statement that “The Constitution Will Have to Be Re-Interpreted After the Boston Bombing” 
(Warning: Lori’s no-nonsense, very passionate/colorful and sometimes graphic, politically INCorrect style may be offensive to some people.)
In other words, I left it like it was and you can fill in the F’n blanks.  Her article is in its entirety here because it was just TOO DAMN GOOD to mess with... so here goes:


Here we go again: 
Take guns away from law abiding citizens in order to ‘protect’ them from those who don’t obey the laws.

Take religion away from everyone to ‘protect’ those who don’t believe anything. 
Take babies and suck them into a vacuum or bash their spinal cords after they are born to ‘protect’ those who think they have a right to do that. 
Take the civilization-perpetuating reverence of ‘marriage’ away from those who revere it in order to ‘protect’ those who’d be extinct without it. 
Take away the dignity of the majority of Americans who travel to ‘protect’ those, and only those, who should be profiled at the airports … like there’s been a slew of Chinese, Italian, and Jewish people blowing up planes and buildings … or, to prevent potential highjackings plotted by senior citizens who strategize about those things on the shuffleboard courts at The Villages. 
I could go on and on, but you get the point. 
And now (see link below*), His Azz Hole-iness Mayor Blooming-idiot-berg, is saying we’ll have to reinterpret the Constitution so that we have less freedom IN FAVOR OF, basically, those who want to destroy us. Would someone PLEASE shut him the F up.

The only freedoms we need to remove are from every and any person who wants to come here from ANY country that encourages, promotes, supports, harbors or condones those who hate this country … and I mean ANYONE, and that includes the sons and daughters, and all relatives, from royal families in the Middle East. If the King of Saudi Arabia, for example, likes our colleges and universities so much and wants to send his kids to study here … tough shit … he’s got the money to build college and universities of whatever stature he wants right in his own country. Let those campuses become the Jewels of Jihad, right in his own backyard. 
The only freedoms we need to remove are from those who are hell bent on destroying us, who live every day with perpetual 24/7 hard-ons just awaiting to get to those 72 virgins. I say we oblige: Catch them, kill them, wrap them in bacon, and for the final poetic justice … cut their dicks off so that when they arrive at Virgin-in-a-Burqua-stan, they can’t do a damn thing about it.

15 April 2013

I Got Mine!

Have You Gotten Your Letter Yet?!

My first thought was that my Spam filter was busted. I opened my e-mail and saw this from Bathhouse Barry.  Yeah, right, YOU really want to be sending ME your gun-banning crap, Down Low! 

Then, I saw the fine print at the bottom.
So that's how I got on their mailing list.  

I will have to admit that I did sign a FEW petitions... thinking, "For what good it'll do."



Now I guess I'll be cursed, forever more, with all of the crud that comes out of the Chicago Mafia's headquarters.

28 March 2013

'Ya Can't Fix Stupid!' Quote Of The Day.

From Jan Morgan Media: 
America’s gun owners are under siege on virtually all fronts. Congress is after us, and so are governors such as New York’s Andrew Cuomo, Maryland’s Martin O’Malley, the media, liberal legislators and both federal and state regulators are all looking for new and often unique ways to please their liberal bosses by harassing gun owners, dealers and manufacturers.
One major national firearms retailer, for example, has been under fire for more than two years from the Obama administration’s Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. It seems the company won’t hire convicted felons, which the commission claims amounts to illegal racial discrimination. The federal government these days argues that policies that have what government lawyers call a “disparate impact” on racial minorities amount to impermissible discrimination -- even when the policies themselves were not put in place for discriminatory reasons. Thus, the government argues that a higher percentage of minorities within the felony population than in the population at large means that any policy that discriminates against felons as a class is discriminatory because its impact falls disparately on minorities. 
Okay... this is where you've gotta read real careful: 
Company officials pointed out to commission investigators threatening to charge the company with discrimination that they couldn’t hire felons even if they wanted to, because federal law prohibits federal firearms licensees from hiring felons. 
Are you ready? Here it is, troops...
The investigator’s response was, according to one company official: “That’s your problem, not ours.”

20 July 2012

LOST (Law Of The Sea Treaty) Is Where It Should Be... At DEEP SIX And LOST!

From politicalvelcraft.org
Obama’s U.N. Treaty Defeated & Officially Dead In The Water: (Law Of The Sea Treaty) Violates U.S. Constitution!

Well this is a relief. Jim DeMint’s website has announced that the Law of the Sea Treaty (and eco-nut treaty) is officially dead. It takes 67 senators to ratify a treaty, and with 34 senators opposing, the treaty has no chance of making it out of the Senate. 
With 34 senators against the misguided treaty, LOST will not be ratified by the Senate this year. 
Strong opposition is rising in the U.S. Senate to the U.N.’s Law of the Sea Treaty (LOST) that would subjugate American sovereignty to the whims of an international tribunal. To date, 30 Republican senators have signed onto a letter opposing LOST. It takes 67 votes to approve treaties in the Senate, so only 34 votes are needed to ensure defeat of this misguided treaty. 
Why is LOST so harmful? 
  • It would act as a backdoor Kyoto Protocol, forcing us into cap and trade policies that would destroy jobs and harm our economy. 
  • It would cost the U.S. trillions of dollars in international royalties to nations including state sponsors of terror like Sudan and “socialistic, despotic or brutal governments in Belarus, Burma, China or Zimbabwe.” 
  • Former U.S. ambassador to the U.N. John Bolton warned it would embolden China, “constrain U.S. naval activities, and do nothing to resolve China’s expansive maritime territorial claims.”
  • Radical environmental groups have lined up in support of LOST.
  • President Ronald Reagan strongly opposed the treaty as a threat to U.S. sovereignty.
And the above reasons are just for starters!
For months, conservatives across the country have been calling and emailing their Senators in an effort to push them to oppose this UN treaty. Since then, a steady stream of Senators have come out in opposition to the dangerously-flawed treaty. 
Thanks to the dedication of conservatives..., thousands of phone calls went into offices of the Senators who had not yet signed onto the letter. And thanks to those calls, the final six Senators needed to stop the treaty indicated their opposition. 
President Obama and Senator John Kerry tried to hand over America’s sovereignty, but because of the hard work of grassroots conservatives..., our nation and economic future are more secure. 

Below is a list of Senators who have signed the letter or otherwise stated opposition:

And, as always, on the horizon is the ever-present UN’s “Let’s Legislate Gun Control In The Whole Friggin Galaxy.” On July 27th, with his ever-faithful side-kick, Hildegard “Hell on Earth” Clinton, Obimbo intends to sign a United Nations treaty that will legislate gun control in the United States and effectively repeal our Second Amendment. 

Guess again, all you Carters, Obimbos, Clintons and the rest of you New World Order nest of maggots that are out there sucking up good oxygen...

This is what stands in front of the UN and it makes me want to puke:

So, this would be my answer to the UN and anyone else who thinks I’ll give up my weapons:

How the hell we ever got involved with the UN is beyond me... OH!... Wait a minute... I remember, now!

Pardon me while I go toss my cookies. I always do that when I think of Liberal-Ass Democrats.