23 December 2013

The World's First King Size Bed.

“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have eternal life. (17) For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but in order that the world might be saved through Him.” 
John 3:16-17

Dedicated to our Lord Jesus Christ. Jesus came to earth because He loves us. He became a man because He loves us. He died on the cross and rose again because He loves us. Because He loves us, He is coming again.

May Jesus Christ be with you and your family during this joyous time. 

Merry CHRISTmas to all!

27 November 2013

Thanksgiving 2013

A day early... but, HEY!... I might be busy tomorrow.

Reblogged from Hope n' Change Cartoons.

Actually, there is a lot that Hope n’ Change [and I’m NOT Drinking Obama’s KoolAid] is grateful for this Thanksgiving. Not booze, and certainly not politics, but rather things which are immeasurably more important -- like health, family, and friends. 
Best wishes to you and yours this Thanksgiving! 
Stilton Jarlsberg, Hope n' Change Cartoons

15 November 2013

To A Closet Obamite...

I woulda put candles on it, but the fire department wouldn't let me light 'em. Besides, you wouldn't have been able to see the cake, anyway.

10 November 2013

Happy 238th Birthday, Mother Green!


A big Thank You and Ooh-Rah! goes to GODADDY.COM for producing this OUTSTANDING video.

238 years of romping, stomping, kicking in doors, hell, death and destruction by the most aggressive, belligerent, bloodthirsty, kill-crazy fighting machine this world has EVER known -- the United States Marine and his M16 rifle!

Semper Fi, Marines!

02 November 2013

The Continuing Saga of ObamaCare.

The following was written by Stilton Jarlsberg at Hope n’ Change nearly two weeks ago. So what if it's old? Nothing’s really changed and I consider it ‘current events.’ Here’s a recap from 25 October 2013. I consider it my duty to keep this on the minds and in the hearts of my fellow patriots. No need for thanks. It’s my PLEASURE!

It’s been quite a week for president Soetoro. He’s washed his hands of the Healthcare.gov website debacle by claiming that he didn’t know anything about anything at any time -- which is, sadly, an entirely believable assertion. ...
This week, Barry’s policies and persona were also instrumental in Saudi Arabia’s discontinuation of diplomatic relations with the United States, owing to their belief that Barry has made  a complete and explosive mess of the Middle East (with Syria not even getting spanked for using chemical weapons on civilians, and Iran happily assembling nukes on Henry Ford-style assembly lines while John Kerry takes Balinese dance lessons). And the president’s foreign policy failures weren’t limited to the Middle East; soon-to-be-former allies France and Germany are now honked off after discovering that Barry had the NSA spy on their phonecalls, perhaps under the suspicion that those nations might be harboring members of the Tea Party.
Domestically, this week the president could also take credit for over 90 million Americans being out of the workforce, and 49% of Americans receiving government benefits and entitlements. In fact, in the roughly 5 years since King Barry started conscripting serfs and buying their votes, the government has spent 3.7 trillion taxpayer dollars on welfare and poverty programs which make not working seem like an increasingly smart career choice.
All of which would make for a satisfying week’s accomplishments for an ordinary America-hating socialist. But Barry isn’t one to rest on his haunches (or Reggie Love’s) when there’s still damage to be done. Which is why on Thursday, he told Congress that he wants a final immigration overhaul by the end of the year, in order to make American citizenship completely meaningless once and for all.
Okay, he didn’t say that last part out loud, but trust us - it’s what he’s thinking. At least when he’s not thinking of golf.
There’s really only one thing which keeps this week from being absolutely perfect for B. Hussein - and that’s the fact that more and more people are starting to see him for the duplicitous little crapweasel that he truly is. 
Unfortunately, it’s the United States and her citizenry which will be paying the cost of Barry’s rapidly failing credibility and moral failures for the next 3 years as it becomes nearly impossible for legislators or allies to repair any of the damage he’s done to our country and the world at large.
If you find all of this depressing, don’t lose hope: Obamacare now requires everyone to have insurance coverage which covers mental health. So primal scream therapy and prozac will be available and affordable for all!
Assuming, of course, that you hire a first-rate hacker to help you create an account at Healthcare.gov.

Read the full story, links and all, here. 

This just in! 
Hilarious Gift That Made Sebelius Scowl.
A Republican State Senator of Tennessee gave Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius a “gift” that made her scowl angrily, even though it may just help her out of her website woes.
The prize for single-handedly showing the abject incompetence of the Obama administration and demonstrating with historical clarity how big government screws up everything it touches?
A copy of “Web Sites for Dummes”! 
Read more at conservativebyte.com.  

26 October 2013

New Forever Stamp.

Thanks for sending this, Mustang. 

Hope the stamps work better than the Web site.

Hmmm. I forgot... the U.S. Mail has its own problems to contend with.

23 October 2013

Jay “Baghdad Bob” Carney...

Faking It, Winging It, Dodging His Way Around. 
From clashdaily.com: NBC’s Chuck Todd bluntly asked White House spokesman Jay Carney Monday who “misled” President Obama by letting him make promises about the Obamacare website that it has been simply unable to meet.  
Carney said Obama was frustrated and focused on making improvements, but Todd kept asking who “let him down” and continued to pound away at the administration’s inability to explain what has gone so wrong with the website:

You know the reason they didn’t give this job to an older guy? An older guy doing Carney’s job would probably say, “OK. That’s it. I give up. Bathhouse and I have been lying to you for five years. We’re all incompetent. I quit.”

The older guy would just go on and retire -- someone as young as Carney still needs to work another 25 years. 

As Stilton Jarlsberg (who does the Hope n’ Change cartoons) says, “Despite having a budget approximately $600,000,000 million less than Healthcare.gov, Hope n’ Change Cartoons has managed to make our website work just fine...” 

Isn’t that amazing? 

In other words, she’s demanding 50% more from her people than is logically, humanly, or mathematically possible. Which makes Hope n’ Change wonder -- how many of the other components of Obamacare are required to function at 150%, 500%, or a trillion-jillion% over what is actually possible? 
There is an increasing tide of news articles suggesting that the real problem with healthcare.gov (and the backend systems, if anyone ever gets that far) isn’t so much the code or the contractors, but the inept government supervision which has demanded the impossible, based on requirements that are unintelligible, all of which is supervised by clueless, politically motivated bureaucrats. And inevitably, this disaster will result in human suffering and deaths. 
Frankly, this is enough of a mess that we think some highly-placed administration officials should be sentenced to jail time. 
And be forced to serve 150% of it.

And maybe a copy of Windows which wasn’t bootlegged.

07 October 2013

It's Not Working Because It's So Popular!


Yeah, that’s the word I was looking for. It’s a crazy thing... the way that word just pops into my mind. It’s been that way since about 2008.

It still amazes me that the Bathhouse Barry gang and Jay “Baghdad” Carney are able to come up with the statements they do and manage to keep a straight face. Who knows... maybe they don’t. Maybe (and probably) they’re laughing their asses off the whole time, “Because the sheeple will believe anything!” They’ve proved it.

Stilton Jarlsberg at Hope n’ Change Cartoons says it best. Who am I to try to come up with something better?! So, I won’t. Here’s his blog:

29 September 2013

These Moments Are Just So Precious.

George H.W. Bush Witness At Same-Sex Wedding.

Naww, Helen Thomas wasn’t there... I don’t think. 

I just threw her in ’cause she looks like First Sergeant Przybyszewski. We used to call him First Sergeant Alphabet -- in our minds.

It's a wonder that Bathhouse Barry didn't come swishing up, riding on his Democratic ass.

Let's reword that: It's a wonder the asshole didn't come swishing up. Period.

We can thank AOW (ALWAYS ON WATCH) for bringing this one to our attention! Just when ya think it can’t get any worse, it will... and IT DOES!

09 September 2013

Just Business As Usual At The White House.

The article below is from Maggie’s Notebook. All the links indicated are in her original posting. 

It just gets deeper and deeper:
If you haven’t gotten a stomach full of the Obimbo brothers by now, Maggie has an excellent follow-up story about the ties both of them have to (guess what?!) the Moslem Brotherhood and the billions of U.S. dollars being used in the hoped-for purchase of a 40% portion Egypt’s Sinai Peninsula for the Moslem Brotherhood’s sister group, Hamas. 

Just business as usual for America.

05 September 2013

We Interrupt This Post... An Important Announcement!

Below is a reblog from Bob Mack’s Be Sure You’re RIGHT, Then Go Ahead  post. Go to his site to see the original and render him a smart salute for putting this on his page.

Today, we (as in, Mrs. Gunny and myself) are in Florida and plan on making a little day trip over to see Mustang and his beautiful wife. Okay, okay... stand AT EASE, Colonel. Just kidding! You can quit shoving the dogs and the Mrs. in the car as you try to make a quick exit. Besides, we have a beautiful condo overlooking the snow white beach and the beautiful waters of Destin. It would take a WMD to get us outta here.

Early this morning, from our fourth floor balcony, we noticed an older gentleman walking very slowly down the sidewalk. His back was to us and he was stooped over and using a cane. He could barely put one step in front of the other and it took him forever to get to the wooden steps that led down to the beach.

When he got to the sand, he took off his shoes and neatly put them on the railing. After making sure his shoes were secure, he began rolling up his trouser legs. After accomplishing this (which seemed to take forever,) he proceeded to walk to the edge of the ocean, kicking up bits of pieces of this and that with his cane... again, seemingly to take forever.

Mrs. Gunny knows military and commented that she thought that he had probably been in the military. I told her, “Yes, he’s military and he’s saying ‘Goodbye’ to the sea. He knows that he may never be able to do this again.”

As the warrior stood at the edge of the sea, he did exactly what I thought he’d do; he came to a smart ‘Parade Rest’ and stood there for several moments. I have to admit, it brought a lump to my throat. An old man and the sea -- just one more time.

As he made his way back our way, I put my binoculars on him to look at the cap he was wearing. We were both right about his being in the military -- wrong about the service years. Across the front of the cap: “Korean Veteran -- The Chosin Few.”

Semper Fidelis.

03 September 2013

What Obama, Biden Did After ‘Strike Syria’ Speech Even Disgusts Media.

Apparently there is no crisis, no threat to national security -- nothing -- that will stop President Obama from playing golf.

Four American diplomats slaughtered in Benghazi? He played golf. A terrorist attack in Boston that killed four, including a young child? He still played golf. Holy hell reigning down in Egypt? A vacation to Martha’s Vineyard to play lots of golf.
Well, so what? We all know you never let a serious tee time go to waste.
And on Saturday, literally within minutes of announcing he had decided the U.S. should engage in a military strike in Syria and asked Congressional to approve that strike, Obama and Vice President Joe Biden hightailed it out of the Rose Garden to, yes, go play golf. 
NBC News’ Carrie Dunn was tweeting on the president’s remarks regarding Syria Saturday afternoon and quoted Obama saying Syria’s chemical attack “is an assault on human dignity. It also presents a serious danger to our national security.” 
 Not long after, Dunn tweeted:
“They played at nearby Fort Belvoir with regular Obama golfing partner Marvin Nicholson, the White House trip director, and with Nicholson’s brother, Walter Nicholson, rounding out the foursome,” Fox News reported. 
On Fox News Sunday, an agitated Chris Wallace asked Sec. of State John Kerry: 
“Mr. Secretary, what message are we sending to Iran and Hezbollah and North Korea when the president announces he thinks we should take military action, but he’s going to wait nine days for Congress to come back before he takes any action, and then he goes off and plays a round of golf? What message does that send to the rebels on the ground whose lives are in danger and to our enemies who are watching?”
It wasn’t so long ago when we had a president with enough human dignity and compassion, forget political savvy, to understand that there comes a time when the commander-in-chief must lead, instill confidence, and at least give the impression of caring that people are dying or will die during military action. 
You can kiss that kind of thinking, "Adios." Read the rest of it here. 

I’m going back over to Bob Mack’s post ‘cause he’s got Obama Goes To Congress -- otherwise entitled Breaking Stupid -- going on over there. Bob pulled a really good quote from the TV series, Breaking Bad. Bathhouse Barry would do well to take the quote under advisement: “Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute ‘plans.’” -- Walter White / Breaking Bad.

28 August 2013

Bathhouse Barry Speaks At Camp David.

Only About 30 Seconds And Well Worth The Time.

Needless to say, I AM NOT one of Down Low’s fans. As a matter of fact, a good case of clap would be preferable to having to watch or listen to him. But I’ll have to admit that I was pretty impressed with the short speech that was delivered while he was apparently vacationing at Camp David... and, WITHOUT the aid of his teleprompter, no less!

Considering the outdoor conditions and the apparent spontaneity of the event, the sound is rather good. 

Listen carefully to his words; he actually makes more sense here than anything else he’s said in over five years as President... and the two years prior to that while on the campaign trail.

10 August 2013

Obama Snubs* Putin Over Snowden.

President Obama has canceled a meeting in Moscow next month with Russian President Vladimir Putin to protest that country’s decision to give former government contractor Edward Snowden temporary asylum. 
“Following a careful review begun in July, we have reached the conclusion that there is not enough recent progress in our bilateral agenda with Russia to hold a U.S.-Russia summit in early September,” White House press secretary Jay [Baghdad] Carney said in a statement on Wednesday. 
I call it, “No balls.” 
The Kremlin said it was disappointed about the canceled meeting. 
Putin aide Yuri Ushakov told the Russian Interfax News Agency that the decision showed that the United States was “not prepared for equal relations” with Russia.
Right now, the United States isn't prepared for equal relations with a tree frog.

*Snub -- Isn’t that what girls usually do?

I’ve compared Bathhouse Barry to Putin before, but my mentor and the man who should have been  (and should now be) Commandant of the Marine Corps -- the man who is an officer, a gentleman and all-around snappy dresser, Colonel (aka Mustang) -- sent me one that goes even further. I have to give credit where credit is due. This comes from TomatoBubble. I changed a little of it (okay... I changed a LOT of it) but the majority -- okay... some of it -- is from them.