Bic It Where The Sun Don't Shine.

Reblogged from HopeNChange Cartoons. 

Barack Obama took time yesterday to assure the American people that this year, he doesn’t intend to let little things like Congress, the Constitution, or laws in general stand between him and his fiendish plans. Which isn’t exactly how he phrased it, but people with fiendish plans really like to use a lot of euphemisms when speaking. 

Declaring that he no longer intends to wait for the legislative process to work (what with all of those annoying elected officials representing pesky citizens, and the nitpicking Supreme Court interpreting the outdated Constitution), Obama announced “I’ve got a pen, and I’ve got a phone!” Which he presumably keeps in the same desk drawer as his hammer and sickle. 

In much the way steel-drivin’ John Henry swung his hammer, lawd, lawd, Barry intends to swing his mighty pen to assure that “kids are getting the best education possible, (make) sure that our businesses are getting the kind of support and help they need to grow and advance, and to make sure that people are getting the skills that they need to get those jobs that our businesses are creating.” 

In other words, he’ll skip Congressional oversight and funnel more money to teachers’ unions, create more business-destroying regulations, and authorize more college loans to make sure our young are never out of debt and our nation will never fall behind in the critical production of Gender Studies professors. 

Meanwhile, with his mighty phone he intends to personally speak to a lot of academic types about his potential executive orders, thereby collecting the same kind of expert opinions which have made Obamacare such a rousing success. What could possibly go wrong? 

All of this is, of course, exactly the kind of banana republic dictatorial powerplay that our Founding Fathers warned us against. 

And why they designed the Articles of Impeachment in such a way that any executive who abuses the power of the federal pen might well be sent to the Federal Pen.

('Intrepid reporters' -- otherwise known as douchebags.)

Never Heard The Expression, "Don't Go Pokin' The Bear," Huh?

It's Not Working Because It's So Popular!

Audacity. 

Yeah, that’s the word I was looking for. It’s a crazy thing... the way that word just pops into my mind. It’s been that way since about 2008.

It still amazes me that the Bathhouse Barry gang and Jay “Baghdad” Carney are able to come up with the statements they do and manage to keep a straight face. Who knows... maybe they don’t. Maybe (and probably) they’re laughing their asses off the whole time, “Because the sheeple will believe anything!” They’ve proved it.

Stilton Jarlsberg at Hope n’ Change Cartoons says it best. Who am I to try to come up with something better?! So, I won’t. Here’s his blog:

God Must Have Loved Ignorant People Because He Made So Many Of ’Em.

The above heading was proven in the past U.S. Presidential Election.

New Petition Gives Obama Immunity For Crimes. 

Watch people endorse free pass for president.  

Obama supporters in San Diego, California petition to grant the President immunity for any crimes he has committed or will commit while in office. Media analyst and author Mark Dice simply asks random people if they’ll sign a petition to support Obama. More here. 

If this wasn't so funny, it'd be sad.

What really makes it so sad (or, funnier) is, these idiots are not just signing these things; they're also having to print their names and date it... and they're still in a coma!
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I wish I could say, “Well, it’s Californicate... what do you expect?” I’m afraid I can't say that, though. 

BTW: Dice has a bachelor’s degree in communication from California State University and lives in San Diego. In his own words, he “enjoys enlightening zombies …. (ignorant people) about the mass media’s effect on our culture, pointing out Big Brother’s prying eyes, and exposing elite secret societies along with scumbag politicians and their corrupt political agendas.”

Palin Slams DC ‘AssClowns’ For Throwing ‘Pathetic’ ‘#Nerdprom.’

Ya just GOTTA love it!  From breitbart.com.

Former Alaska governor and vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin, who has fiercely fought crony capitalism and the permanent political class, absolutely blistered the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday, tweeting that the dinner was “pathetic” and that “DC assclowns” were throwing “themselves a #nerdprom” while “the rest of America is out there working our assess off.” 

In recent years, Washington veterans have expressed similar concerns. Tom Brokaw has compared Washington to “Versailles,” Ron Fournier has said the dinner represents a Washington that is “out of touch” with the rest of the country, and New York Times writer Mark Leibovich has said Washington’s permanent political class--and especially the press corps--does not realize how much the rest of the country disdains them. In her Facebook note, Palin wrote:  

Yuk it up media and pols. While America is buried in taxes and a fight for our rights, the permanent political class in DC dresses up and has a prom to make fun of themselves. No need for that, we get the real joke.

There were some other people there, too.  I’ve just burned my Duck Commander cap and I’ll never watch another episode of Duck Dynasty... EVER!

Then, to make matters even worse, from conservativebyte.com: 

Christie: Obama ‘kept every promise’

Anyone still think Christie has a shot in 2016?

Check it out:

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said Monday that President Barack Obama “has kept every promise he’s made” about helping the state recover from Superstorm Sandy. 

Speaking on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” program on the 6-month anniversary of the deadly storm, the Republican governor said presidential politics were the last thing on his mind as he toured storm-devastated areas with Obama last fall. 

“The president has kept every promise he’s made,” said Christie, widely considered a potential candidate for the Republican presidential nomination in 2016. “I think he’s done a good job. He kept his word.”

I guess that’s why he’s so prominent at the AssClowns' Prom (see pic in "Palin Slams...' above.) Of course Christie is pretty ‘prominent’ anywhere he is.

As one of the commentors said:  “...So what! Obama kept his promises to Christie; so that means that its’s okay for him to continue to lie to the rest of America, and to Israel? Obama should have kept his word; or was it sold to Christie for 30 pieces of silver, and a bear hug?”

Hanging Out With DingleBarry!

He was ambushed... slammed dunked... interrogated... and burned at the stake by folks that aren’t on Social Welfare, taking free phones and/or carting off big screen TVs. They were mad as hell (in a socially acceptable and civilized manner -- dammit) over DingleBarry’s administration’s attacks on the Second Amendment, a complete lack of transparency, the minimum wage hike... you name it. Oh yeah... and the possibility of killing American citizens on U.S. shores with drones!

You know the questions... the questions that the lame stream media won’t ask.

Obama Scorched By Ordinary Americans.

Americans used President Obama’s Feb. 14 “Fireside Hangout” to blast him for his gun-control proposal, his plan to hike the federal minimum wage to $9 an hour and his use of drones to assassinate U.S. citizens.  

For 45 minutes, participants interrogated the president about his policies and statements in Tuesday’s State of the Union address. You can read it here.

If you missed Down Low Bathhouse Barry’s 14 Feb. ‘Fireside Hangout’ (something like FDR’s ‘Fireside Chats’ -- who would have thought?) you can watch it here... ALL 47 MINUTES OF IT. 

I’ll give real good odds that he’s not going to be doing another one of these things real soon.



Or, you can watch my take on it and it’ll only cost you seven minutes.

State Of The Union Address: So, What Else Is NOT New?

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich on Tuesday said that President Obama delivered “the most pro-government speech since LBJ” in his State of the Union address. 

That should make any flaming ass liberal happy and I’m sure LBJ is wandering around the halls of Hell, fanning the flames, puffing his chest up and saying, “If I had a son, he’d be just like Barry! Damn, I’m proud of that boy!”

Of course I didn’t watch it and, apparently, all I missed was hearing that we need more Big Government -- as if that weren’t to be expected.

I did make sure that all my television sets and radios were turned on during the total waste of air time... turned on and tuned in to anything but Down Low Bathhouse Barry. Turned on, because the Lame Stream Media counts all sets that are on during the coverage; tuned in to the ‘Travel Channel’ or a cooking show so there would be that many less they could count as having watched the ‘Farce of the Season.’ 

Appearing on CNN, the former presidential candidate cited Obama’s claim in particular that his initiatives “will not add a dime to the budget,” and predicted that such a claim would come back to haunt the president.  

“That’s the line that will cripple Barack Obama,” Gingrich said.  

Obama used the phrase repeatedly while reeling off a laundry list of new programs he wants to implement. 

I would doubt very seriously that Obimbo's line about not adding a dime to the budget will hurt him. Just like everything else he's done and said, he'll either deny it or ignore it until it dies a monotonous death.

Gingrich thought the speech clearly defined the president as a liberal.

We need you to tell us that, Newt?

“He’s legitimately a liberal,” Gingrich asserted. “He believes in big government. He wants the money.” 

Gingrich likened the president’s initiatives to an unrealistic family vacation. 

“If we plan a trip to Disneyland, we can go almost for free . . . if we save all our bottle tops,” he said.

A complete waste of air time? Affirmative. More of the same... just MORE of more of the same. 

I Bet I've Watched The First Video A Hundred Times!

The looks and long sighs from the talking airheads makes life great! 

This was pulled from Doctor Bulldog & Ronin:

CBS News This Morning: Romney Clear Debate Winner in Ohio Focus Group 

Towards the end of the video, the look of disappointment on Norah O’Donnell’s face is well worth the price of admission!

Again, from Doctor Bulldog & Ronin:

Obama’s 2009 Apology Tour 

Last night, in the final debate, Obama claimed Romney was telling a whopper of a lie when he labelled Obama’s 2009 Muzzy suck-up road trip as, “The Apology Tour.” 

Well, I figured I’d remind Obama that he did indeed go on an apology tour. 

I regretfully acknowledge that the audio in the following video is of inferior quality.  However, I couldn’t find the original Fox & Friends clip:

(It WAS a pretty bad video -- audio-wise -- so, I've inserted another video. Sorry 'bout THAT Doctor. You snooze, you loose.)

How about another one?

Or, maybe, this isn't you after all, you perverted little nappy-headed, Dumbo-eared, lollipop sucking hermaphrodite.

Maybe she's your twin sister.

REMEMBER...

And In Other News...

Obama Allows Debt To Reach $16,000,000,000,000.00

(That’s $16 Trillion!)



Ooops. My bad. Here's an update:

It’s Not $16 Trillion --

It's $222 Trillion! 

A Word From The NRA...

...with a little help from me.

(I've taken the liberty of highlighting what I thought were the important points on the fact sheet.) 

Did you ever think you’d see a President so radically anti-gun that he would arm Mexican drug cartels and endanger American lives to push a gun control agenda?

That’s exactly what Barack Obama and his administration did. 

At least one U.S. Border Patrol agent and hundreds of Mexican citizens have been murdered with guns given to violent drug cartels with the help of the Obama administration. 

And despite all of this, most mainstream media outlets refuse to cover the critical parts of this story. 

The media doesn’t care how many innocent Americans and Mexicans die as a result of the Obama administration’s illegal Fast and Furious operation. They just want to protect their President and help Obama win reelection. 

So it’s up to you, me and NRA-ILA to get these ten facts about Fast and Furious into the hands of as many voters as possible before Election Day.

Media elitists will go to any length to defend Barack Obama and destroy our firearm freedoms... even if it means helping Obama cover up the biggest White House scandal since Watergate.

Please help NRA-ILA break through the media’s information blockade by emailing, printing, sharing through Facebook, and distributing this Fast and Furious Fact Sheetto every gun owner you know. 

With your help, we can beat Obama on Election Day!!! 

Sincerely,

Chris W. Cox
Executive Director, NRA-ILA 

Oh, yeah --  I almost forgot... 

What The Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep...Bleep?!

ABC Fumes Over Mitt Romney Aide 'Getting Nasty With the Press' During 'Gaffe'-Filled Trip.

1) I’m not going to give this much time or space due to the fact that it’s about the lamestream media.

2) I don’t call telling a bunch of less-than-first-year journalism students to, “Kiss my ass!” as swearing at reporters. That was a request; one that anyone with half a brain cell has been saying over and over, in our minds or aloud, every time we have to listen to the crap generated by the lamestream media. 

   The only fault I find is (I wish that I could have been on Romney’s security team) that a whole bunch of people weren’t in the emergency room having their pads and pencils removed from their collective asses... uuuh... because they got too close to him? You gotta have some kind of excuse... I’ve found ‘stoopid’ isn’t one of ‘em.

3) It’s pretty hard to take anything seriously when the source(s) are on Obimbo’s payroll.

4) Romney didn’t make one ‘gaffe’ while he was on his ‘gaffe’-filled trip. He didn’t say anything that hasn’t been said before; he just had the cojones to say what needed to be said. And not one 'reporter' asked him a legitimate, news-worthy question.

   Every time Obimbo opens his mouth -- even with his ever-present teleprompter -- he says, or does, something ‘stoopid.’ It keeps Obimbo’s bought whores awfully busy, following behind him, cleaning up his doo-doo.

5) I’ve already wasted too much time and space.

ME, TOO! (Cut The Onions, Though.)

Yes, They Are This Stupid.

LOST (Law Of The Sea Treaty) Is Where It Should Be... At DEEP SIX And LOST!

From politicalvelcraft.org

Obama’s U.N. Treaty Defeated & Officially Dead In The Water: (Law Of The Sea Treaty) Violates U.S. Constitution!

Well this is a relief. Jim DeMint’s website has announced that the Law of the Sea Treaty (and eco-nut treaty) is officially dead. It takes 67 senators to ratify a treaty, and with 34 senators opposing, the treaty has no chance of making it out of the Senate. 

With 34 senators against the misguided treaty, LOST will not be ratified by the Senate this year. 

Strong opposition is rising in the U.S. Senate to the U.N.’s Law of the Sea Treaty (LOST) that would subjugate American sovereignty to the whims of an international tribunal. To date, 30 Republican senators have signed onto a letter opposing LOST. It takes 67 votes to approve treaties in the Senate, so only 34 votes are needed to ensure defeat of this misguided treaty. 

Why is LOST so harmful? 

• It would act as a backdoor Kyoto Protocol, forcing us into cap and trade policies that would destroy jobs and harm our economy. 

• It would cost the U.S. trillions of dollars in international royalties to nations including state sponsors of terror like Sudan and “socialistic, despotic or brutal governments in Belarus, Burma, China or Zimbabwe.” 

• Former U.S. ambassador to the U.N. John Bolton warned it would embolden China, “constrain U.S. naval activities, and do nothing to resolve China’s expansive maritime territorial claims.”

• Radical environmental groups have lined up in support of LOST.

• President Ronald Reagan strongly opposed the treaty as a threat to U.S. sovereignty.

And the above reasons are just for starters!

For months, conservatives across the country have been calling and emailing their Senators in an effort to push them to oppose this UN treaty. Since then, a steady stream of Senators have come out in opposition to the dangerously-flawed treaty. 

Thanks to the dedication of conservatives..., thousands of phone calls went into offices of the Senators who had not yet signed onto the letter. And thanks to those calls, the final six Senators needed to stop the treaty indicated their opposition. 

President Obama and Senator John Kerry tried to hand over America’s sovereignty, but because of the hard work of grassroots conservatives..., our nation and economic future are more secure. 

Below is a list of Senators who have signed the letter or otherwise stated opposition:

And, as always, on the horizon is the ever-present UN’s “Let’s Legislate Gun Control In The Whole Friggin Galaxy.” On July 27th, with his ever-faithful side-kick, Hildegard “Hell on Earth” Clinton, Obimbo intends to sign a United Nations treaty that will legislate gun control in the United States and effectively repeal our Second Amendment. 

Guess again, all you Carters, Obimbos, Clintons and the rest of you New World Order nest of maggots that are out there sucking up good oxygen...

This is what stands in front of the UN and it makes me want to puke:

So, this would be my answer to the UN and anyone else who thinks I’ll give up my weapons:

How the hell we ever got involved with the UN is beyond me... OH!... Wait a minute... I remember, now!

Pardon me while I go toss my cookies. I always do that when I think of Liberal-Ass Democrats.