Hobby Lobby - 1 / Obamites - ZERO!

A source (who must remain unidentified for national security reasons) sent me the following. After studying it for about a minute and a half, I thought to myself, “HEY! This is some good stuff Danger 2 sent me!” Actually, ‘Danger 2’ isn’t my source’s call sign, either — remember, we've got some national security reasons involved.

We’re Ready for sHrILLARY! 
sHrILLARY, champion of the downtrodden women that can’t afford birth control. Roll out Sandra Fluck. Universal Health Care is on the way. If you like your doctor...

*Refer back to HERE for an explanation on THAT.

What’s next?  

• Affordable Transportation Act (ATA)
• Maternity Leave Act (MLA)
• Affordable Housing Act (AHA)
• Affordable Vacation Act (AVA)
• Free Substance Abuse Rehabilitation Act (Free SARA)
• Union Representation Act (URA)
• Work Week Limitation Act  (WWLA)
• Social Security Modernization Act (SSA II)
• Unrestricted Marriage Act (UMA)
• Minimum Monthly & Annual Income Standards Act (MMAISA)
• Actor & Actress Tax Exemption Act 
• Fair Trade Act (FTA)
• Carbon Credit Exchange Act (CCEA)
• Obesity Prevention Act (OPA)
• Profit Limitations Act (PLA)
• Banking Reform Act (BRA)
• Executive Salary Limitation Act  (ESLA)
• Fair Income Transfer Act (FITA)
• Firearm & Ammunition Restriction 
• Tax (FART)
• Organic Farming Act (OFA)
• Bee Colony Restoration Act (BCRA)
• Water Bottle Elimination Tax (WBET)
• Free Education Act (FEA)
• Heterosexual Limitation Act (HLA)
• Open Borders America Migration  Act (OBAMA)
• Male Sterilization Act (MSA)
• Golf & Leisure Tax 
• Frequent Flyer & Airline Baggage Limitation Tax
• Gender Neutralization Act (GNA)
• Pickup Truck Tax
• Income Restriction Tax 
• Rodeo & Equestrian Activities Prohibition Act (REAPA)
• Global Warming and Climate Change Reversal Surcharge Tax 
• Military Non-Discrimination Act (MNA)
• Vacation Home Elimination Act (VHEA)
• Optional Requirement to Work Act (ORWA)
• Prison Term Limits (PTT)
• Public Religious Practices Restriction Act (PRPRA)

Uhhh... Danger 2, I hate to be the one to tell you this — they’re all so stupid that I think they’re in the works right now. 

Which reminds me... What the hell about Benghazi, Bucket Butt?!

Well, Just Fluke Me To Death.

Sandra Fluke Is A DNC Keynote Speaker? 

I couldn’t help myself... I just HAD TO add the graphics! Read the whole thing @ ClashDaily:

Here at summer 2012′s end, the unfortunately, but aptly, named Sandra Fluke has become something of a familiar figure. For months now, this “Queen of Contraception” has been all over TV screens, radio talk gabfests and the political commentariat. ... 

For those who don’t know, Fluke is the thirty-ish Georgetown Law school student and “reproductive rights activist” -- in another time, she’d be considered an adult woman -- who, nearly single-handedly, has transformed the “free contraception” issue into a cause célèbre.

That’s right, the mission that get’s her out of bed every morning? Government mandating someone else feed her stash of birth control pills, or condoms, or abortifacients -- whatever pregnancy preventer/terminator strikes her fancy at the time.

Seriously. This is not -- at least not chronologically -- some gum-smacking teenybopper pontificating on life’s big questions from her perch at the Mall’s food court. This is a feminist and lawyer-in-the-making who, presumably, hopes someday to represent other individuals or corporations before our courts. One who expects to be treated with the respect normally accorded grown-ups.

 Yet, notwithstanding all that and with straight face, Fluke pounds the table over her “constitutional right” to coerce someone else into underwriting her baby-proofed sexual escapades. (Costs, according to an estimate she volunteered earlier this year? $3000 (!) over the course of a three year law school career.)

Between Wal-Mart discounts and her own ingenuity, you’d think she could keep herself stocked in Yaz. Instead, Fluke gravely and insistently informs the whole world she’s demanding not only carefree sex -- and apparently lots and lots of it -- but that others pay the freight for it. ... 

Lately, word comes that Sandra Fluke -- and others who share her ardor for government-guaranteed birth control for all -- will be headlining that political party’s upcoming national convention. When leading Democrats gather next week in Charlotte, not only Ms. Fluke but president of Planned Parenthood, Cecile Richards, and top-hand over at NARAL Pro-Choice America, Nancy Keenan, will be taking the podium, stumping for their concupiscence-curdled, abortion-addled message of copulation without consequence, without end. 

Honestly, what kind of political coalition heroinizes spokeswomen like these? What kind of Chief Executive unflinchingly and pathetically panders to them? ...

The party of Barack Obama likes to flatter itself as the champion of elevated notions. What they’ve actually, aggressively adopted as centerpiece of their program is the legalized killing of unborn human beings and the strong-arming of one group of Americans into bankrolling the pregnancy-free recreational sex habits of another. ... 

Harsh, you say? Nah -- harsh is one million-plus abortions -- that’s human lives cut short -- annually. Harsh is dragooning hard-working individuals or private businesses into ponying up for a physiologically mature woman’s contraceptive cache. Harsh is the first amendment (freedom of religion, freedom of association) and fourth amendment (private property protections) -- genuinely Constitutional rights, not Ms. Fluke’s libidinously fantasist ones -- scrubbed from the Constitution to prop up a national fornication fund.

Political and cultural Leftists, philosophically at home among the Democrats, were moving recognizably in this direction decades before Sandra Fluke was even born. It’s appropriate, then, they should be represented by this ridiculous woman; standard bearer for her ridiculous political party; which is led by an equally ridiculous president.

“...which is led by an equally ridiculous president.” Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?