29 June 2011

The Oil Crisis.

I got this in my e-mail the other day and thought I’d pass it along (with major editing.)
A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there’s a very simple answer for that... nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical. We buy the majority of our oil from foreign countries.
OUR oil is located in: 
  • Alaska 
  • California
  • Coastal Florida 
  • Coastal Louisiana 
  • North Dakota 
  • Wyoming 
  • Colorado 
  • Kansas 
  • Oklahoma 
  • Pennsylvania 
  • Texas
Our dipstick(s) are located in DC.


  1. “Our dipstick(s) are located in DC.”

    Hilarious, if it wasn’t so true! I just heard the Dipstick-In-Chief ramble on and on about our problems with no clear solution(s) whatsoever! Perhaps this is just as well, however, as we have seen the horrible results of his “solutions”!

  2. That's EXACTLY how the Dipstick-In-Chief got elected to office -- rambling on and on about "Hope and Change" and NEVER ONCE saying HOW any of it was going to get done. So, what happens? All the dips in America (soon to be known as "Amerika" if things don't change) elected yet another dip to the office of president.

  3. If the Dipstick-In-Chief ( DIC) was really serious about solving our problems he would start by announcing his immediate resignation or, at least, his intention not to run for re-election! Whoops, not so fast! His immediate resignation, for obvious reasons, would only leave us open for another precarious situation!

  4. There's only one thing Oblahblah has ever done effectively -- campaign. As far as Joe (I'll say anything, do anything -- Hey! Want me to put a squirrel inside my pants?!) Biden goes, you can walk into Walmart on any given day and find tools smarter than he is. But, you gotta admit, he does bring a lot of humor to politics.