28 August 2013

Bathhouse Barry Speaks At Camp David.

Only About 30 Seconds And Well Worth The Time.

Needless to say, I AM NOT one of Down Low’s fans. As a matter of fact, a good case of clap would be preferable to having to watch or listen to him. But I’ll have to admit that I was pretty impressed with the short speech that was delivered while he was apparently vacationing at Camp David... and, WITHOUT the aid of his teleprompter, no less!

Considering the outdoor conditions and the apparent spontaneity of the event, the sound is rather good. 

 
Listen carefully to his words; he actually makes more sense here than anything else he’s said in over five years as President... and the two years prior to that while on the campaign trail.


10 August 2013

Obama Snubs* Putin Over Snowden.

President Obama has canceled a meeting in Moscow next month with Russian President Vladimir Putin to protest that country’s decision to give former government contractor Edward Snowden temporary asylum. 
“Following a careful review begun in July, we have reached the conclusion that there is not enough recent progress in our bilateral agenda with Russia to hold a U.S.-Russia summit in early September,” White House press secretary Jay [Baghdad] Carney said in a statement on Wednesday. 
I call it, “No balls.” 
The Kremlin said it was disappointed about the canceled meeting. 
Putin aide Yuri Ushakov told the Russian Interfax News Agency that the decision showed that the United States was “not prepared for equal relations” with Russia.
Right now, the United States isn't prepared for equal relations with a tree frog.


*Snub -- Isn’t that what girls usually do?



I’ve compared Bathhouse Barry to Putin before, but my mentor and the man who should have been  (and should now be) Commandant of the Marine Corps -- the man who is an officer, a gentleman and all-around snappy dresser, Colonel (aka Mustang) -- sent me one that goes even further. I have to give credit where credit is due. This comes from TomatoBubble. I changed a little of it (okay... I changed a LOT of it) but the majority -- okay... some of it -- is from them. 





04 August 2013

Would This Be Called A Racially Insensitive Birthday Cake?


Why re-invent the wheel?! Here it is from Hope n' Change Cartoons -- with a little editing, here and there, and an addition, or three, from me: 
According to at least one of his many Social Security cards, Sunday marks the alleged birthday of Barack Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama. The president is turning 52 which, by almost unbelievable coincidence, is also the exact number of weeks each year he lies his butt off, creates dissent, and cripples the American economy! There’s one for Ripley’s Believe it or Not!

The president has already been presented with a cake by Nancy Pelosi, whom a spokesman described as being “known for her affinity for dark chocolate.” We can only pray that this in reference to the cake itself, and not some personal gift she’s planning on sharing with Obama involving lingerie and WD-40. 
The birthday boy was able to enjoy not only his own slice of cake, but also an extra slice which was left over because, for reasons still unexplained, Ambassador Chris Stevens failed to show up for the party.
In any event, Hope n’ Change Cartoons wants to wish the president the very happiest of birthdays. 
Specifically, we “want to” - but can’t and won’t. Because what we really wish is that his sorry keester would be dragged before several investigating committees which would put him under oath about Benghazi, Fast & Furious, and the IRS attack on conservatives (you know, the scandals that the president and Jay Carney dismiss as being “phony.”)


We wish we could ask him why people really can’t keep their health insurance policies if they liked them, and why Obamacare is raising costs by preposterous margins and pushing people out of the system instead of in?

We wish we could find out why he hates small businesses and American energy production. We wish we could force him to tell us why he identifies with Trayvon Martin but not the black kids in Chicago being killed by other black kids, why the Ft. Hood massacre was an incident of “workplace violence,” and why the Whitehouse is closed to ordinary visitors but is still wide open to celebrity galas and five-star (well, maybe one star and a crescent moon) Ramadan dinners?
But none of these wishes is likely to come true. No, this miserable little sheepdip who made his political name by squeaking “present!” in the Illinois Senate will be opening expensive presents from his various syncophants, toadies, and special interest lobbyists. 
And of course, he’ll be opening a very special present from Hope n’ Change Cartoons, too.  And it will look a lot like dark chocolate. Bon app├ętit!

Baghdad Jay draws a line in the sand... the sand at Martha’s Vineyard: