30 April 2013

Palin Slams DC ‘AssClowns’ For Throwing ‘Pathetic’ ‘#Nerdprom.’

Ya just GOTTA love it!  From breitbart.com.

Former Alaska governor and vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin, who has fiercely fought crony capitalism and the permanent political class, absolutely blistered the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday, tweeting that the dinner was “pathetic” and that “DC assclowns” were throwing “themselves a #nerdprom” while “the rest of America is out there working our assess off.” 

In recent years, Washington veterans have expressed similar concerns. Tom Brokaw has compared Washington to “Versailles,” Ron Fournier has said the dinner represents a Washington that is “out of touch” with the rest of the country, and New York Times writer Mark Leibovich has said Washington’s permanent political class--and especially the press corps--does not realize how much the rest of the country disdains them. In her Facebook note, Palin wrote:  
Yuk it up media and pols. While America is buried in taxes and a fight for our rights, the permanent political class in DC dresses up and has a prom to make fun of themselves. No need for that, we get the real joke.
There were some other people there, too.  I’ve just burned my Duck Commander cap and I’ll never watch another episode of Duck Dynasty... EVER!


Then, to make matters even worse, from conservativebyte.com
Christie: Obama ‘kept every promise’
Anyone still think Christie has a shot in 2016?
Check it out:
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said Monday that President Barack Obama “has kept every promise he’s made” about helping the state recover from Superstorm Sandy. 
Speaking on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” program on the 6-month anniversary of the deadly storm, the Republican governor said presidential politics were the last thing on his mind as he toured storm-devastated areas with Obama last fall. 
“The president has kept every promise he’s made,” said Christie, widely considered a potential candidate for the Republican presidential nomination in 2016. “I think he’s done a good job. He kept his word.”

I guess that’s why he’s so prominent at the AssClowns' Prom (see pic in "Palin Slams...' above.) Of course Christie is pretty ‘prominent’ anywhere he is.

As one of the commentors said:  “...So what! Obama kept his promises to Christie; so that means that its’s okay for him to continue to lie to the rest of America, and to Israel? Obama should have kept his word; or was it sold to Christie for 30 pieces of silver, and a bear hug?”


27 April 2013

More From Midget Mayor-tolla With The Big Mouth.

As everyone should have figured out by now, this post is dedicated to smoking Down Low Bathhouse Barry and his Nazi administration with as many one-five-five rounds as humanly possible in the least amount of time.  I’m going to sort of break tradition because Lori Boxer’s flaming of Bloomberg is... DAMN!  I wish I’d have written it!


Hey! Wait a minute... Bloomer IS one of ‘em, so I’m good to go!
This article is Lori Wallach Boxer’s response to Mayor Bloomberg’s statement that “The Constitution Will Have to Be Re-Interpreted After the Boston Bombing” 
(Warning: Lori’s no-nonsense, very passionate/colorful and sometimes graphic, politically INCorrect style may be offensive to some people.)
In other words, I left it like it was and you can fill in the F’n blanks.  Her article is in its entirety here because it was just TOO DAMN GOOD to mess with... so here goes:


Here we go again: 
Take guns away from law abiding citizens in order to ‘protect’ them from those who don’t obey the laws.

Take religion away from everyone to ‘protect’ those who don’t believe anything. 
Take babies and suck them into a vacuum or bash their spinal cords after they are born to ‘protect’ those who think they have a right to do that. 
Take the civilization-perpetuating reverence of ‘marriage’ away from those who revere it in order to ‘protect’ those who’d be extinct without it. 
Take away the dignity of the majority of Americans who travel to ‘protect’ those, and only those, who should be profiled at the airports … like there’s been a slew of Chinese, Italian, and Jewish people blowing up planes and buildings … or, to prevent potential highjackings plotted by senior citizens who strategize about those things on the shuffleboard courts at The Villages. 
I could go on and on, but you get the point. 
And now (see link below*), His Azz Hole-iness Mayor Blooming-idiot-berg, is saying we’ll have to reinterpret the Constitution so that we have less freedom IN FAVOR OF, basically, those who want to destroy us. Would someone PLEASE shut him the F up.

The only freedoms we need to remove are from every and any person who wants to come here from ANY country that encourages, promotes, supports, harbors or condones those who hate this country … and I mean ANYONE, and that includes the sons and daughters, and all relatives, from royal families in the Middle East. If the King of Saudi Arabia, for example, likes our colleges and universities so much and wants to send his kids to study here … tough shit … he’s got the money to build college and universities of whatever stature he wants right in his own country. Let those campuses become the Jewels of Jihad, right in his own backyard. 
The only freedoms we need to remove are from those who are hell bent on destroying us, who live every day with perpetual 24/7 hard-ons just awaiting to get to those 72 virgins. I say we oblige: Catch them, kill them, wrap them in bacon, and for the final poetic justice … cut their dicks off so that when they arrive at Virgin-in-a-Burqua-stan, they can’t do a damn thing about it.

15 April 2013

I Got Mine!

Have You Gotten Your Letter Yet?!

My first thought was that my Spam filter was busted. I opened my e-mail and saw this from Bathhouse Barry.  Yeah, right, YOU really want to be sending ME your gun-banning crap, Down Low! 

Then, I saw the fine print at the bottom.
So that's how I got on their mailing list.  

I will have to admit that I did sign a FEW petitions... thinking, "For what good it'll do."



Now I guess I'll be cursed, forever more, with all of the crud that comes out of the Chicago Mafia's headquarters.

07 April 2013

Outta The Mouths Of Babes...

President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk, he offers question time. 
One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name. 
“ Walter,” responds the little boy. 
“And what is your question, Walter?” 
“I have four questions. First, why did the United States bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?” 
Second, why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it’s actually gotten worse?” 
Third, why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?” 
Fourth, why are we lending money to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?” 
Just then, the bell rings for recess. 
Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. 
When they resume Obama says, “OK, where were we? Oh, that’s right -- question time. Who has a question?” 
Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name. 
“Steve,” he responds. 
“And what is your question, Steve?” 
Actually, I have two questions.  First, why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?”
Second, what the fuck happened to Walter?”


01 April 2013

Bathhouse Barry* Artist Equates Gun Owners With Satan.

*The original title was ‘Obama Artist...’ but I fixed it for him.
Shepard Fairey, the graphic artist synonymous with the Obama “CHANGE” and “HOPE” images has taken aim at the Second Amendment by releasing new works that equate gun owners with Satan.
Shepard Fairey.  For some reason those two names fit this ‘individual' -- probably more than we’ll ever know.  From now on I'll use 'Fairy' as his name; imagine a lot of pixie dust surrounding it, too.
Fairey has released a new print titled “God Saves and Satan Invests” which depicts an AR15 rifle with the words “America ­-- The Land Where God Saves and Satan Invests In Assault Weapons And High Capacity Magazines”.


For the record, I’m no expert on rifles or pistols.  I just know how to tear 'em down, clean 'em up, put 'em back together and fire the hell out of 'em.  But, for the life of me, I’ve NEVER seen a weapon like the one that Fairy’s got depicted. The front sight vaguely looks like an AR but that cone-shaped flash suppressor is really reaching out there.  It was used on the DP28 or DPM and the M3 grease gun and on some other WWII weapons. Also, it’s been my experience that an AK magazine just won’t work in an AR.

Another 'For The Record,' the AR-15 rifle has a cyclic fire rate of 800 rounds per minute. However, this is only in fully automatic fire mode and THAT makes it an 'assault' rifle.  When firing a semi-automatic (which makes it NOT an 'assault' rifle,) you can put 45-60 rounds downrange.  I might add, if you're going to fire 800 rounds per minute -- SUSTAINED fire -- in the fully automatic mode, you might want to bring plenty of spare barrels with you because you're gonna burn them up really, REALLY FAST.    
The print also includes an image of a white Dove [sic] in the heavens, with a target emblazoned on it, with the now familiar “Obey” tag written above it -- Fairey’s attempt to associate all gun owners with organised [sic] religion -- specifically Christianity.
It’s not all that difficult to notice the resemblance of what Down Low Barry has been putting out; they all look like the propaganda posters of  the Nazi socialist era.  All that screaming Soviet red -- and you've ALWAYS got to work in that ‘OBEY,’ don’t you, Herr Hitler?  Notice that word 'OBEY' at the top-center even has the shape of Russian Cyrillic characters.  

It's obvious that Fairydust was a star pupil in the Joseph Goebbels School of Journalism and Graphic Design.  


Down Low’s proud of ya, slick!


You wanna know what a TRUE 'assault weapon' will do?  Well, here's what I think about your Tinker Bell pixie dust poster, Fairy -- at full automatic:




...Fairey adds on his blog “I’m not a big fan of the absurd abundance of guns in the U.S…. I’m also perplexed by the claim of much of the nation to have ‘Christian values.’ If god tells us to love our neighbor and not to take another human life, where do the assault weapons and piles of ammo fit into these ‘Christian values’?” 
I’m not religious, and the text in this print is designed more to illustrate the hypocrisy and contrast between ‘values’ and actions in this country than to make a religious statement,” Fairey writes. 
“Anyway, if you claim to dig god, lay off of satan’s tools… if you don’t believe in god, lay off of satan’s tools! We live in statistically the safest time in human history, so the idea one would need an assault weapon for self defense is ridiculous.” he adds.
Fairyboy, I’d like to see those statistics.  Giving you the benefit of the doubt, if we do live in the safest time in human history, then why all the hysterics to ban guns? 
“I get the 2nd Amendment, but the right to bear arms should NOT BE UNCONDITIONAL.” Fairey states, claiming that it was never the intention of the Founding Fathers to have an armed population, and saying that the Founders could not have predicted technology to fire dozens of rounds in seconds.
Sorry again, Fairy-oop-poop-a-doo, the ‘Founding Fathers’ EXACT intention of the 2nd Amendment was to have an armed population.  It’s not about hunting or even home defense; it was written into the Constitution to guarantee against tyranny.  Why do you think we’re here in the United States instead of somewhere else, you idiot?  Do you really believe that our founding fathers didn’t have the common sense not to anticipate that, at some point in time, citizens would have to deal with a tyrannical government?  The founding fathers’ intent was that the citizen would be armed with whatever arms were afforded the federal government... if not better!  And that ain't even  happening, which REALLY pisses me off.

Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do think I should have as many RPGs as I want, a  couple of M1 Abrams tanks in my driveway and I damned sure ought to have an 'assault' rifle!


Read more of Fairy’s drivel here; I’m not going to waste the space.
The graphic designer also makes the argument that guns are for hunting, not tools of defense. 
Fairey plans to sell the prints for $150 a piece, with some of the profits going to “a, yet to be determined, common sense gun law advocacy group.”
You know what?  Fairy will probably make a killing (no pun intended) with his piece of crap.  Sheeple will be lining up like lambs to the slaughter (pun intended) to have one hanging over their free, wide-screen TV.  Of course the sheeple won’t be forking over the dinero for them; the government will issue them with the food stamps.

Down Low Bathhouse Barry's got his hoboy cranking out Stalinist Russia posters and I have fun jacking with 'em  -- with NO apologies to Pixie Dust for the make-over:


Critics have pointed out that with the federal government arming to the teeth, it cannot be conceived as evil for Americans to also engage in such activity, as this was precisely the reasoning behind the Second Amendment.