30 March 2012

Gun Sales Explode As Election Looms.

Gun Shop Owners Vote “Best of the Best” Third Straight Year!
Excerpts from FOXNews.com. 
Sales of handguns and ammunition are booming across the country, and retailers say it’s all about the November election. 
Gun shop owners around the nation told FoxNews.com that sales, brisk ever since President Obama was elected, have spiked upward in recent months. And manufacturers are having so much trouble keeping up with the demand that one, Sturm, Ruger & Co., can’t keep up with demand. The Southport, Conn.-based company has had to suspend new orders after taking orders for more than 1 million guns in the first three months of the year. Smith & Wesson sales are way up, as well.
“Sales usually increase this time of year with tax returns, but this year has been higher than most,” Mike Weeks, owner of Georgia Gun Store in Gainesville told FoxNews.com. “People are scared their gun rights are going to be curtailed after the election.” 
Weeks said his sales are up around 30 percent, and that he now sells ammo by the case. 
“Usually people come in to buy three or four boxes for target practice. Now they are coming in asking what kind of deals they could get on a case,” he said. 
“It’s been a strong cycle. Sales of tactical rifles have been extremely strong,” Bret Jordan, a stock analyst specializing in the firearms market, told FoxNews.com, “Personal handguns have had a steady rise since 2008. The kind of stuff that fits in the waistband for when someone tries to steal your gas can.” 
“There’s no doubt [National Rifle Association President] Wayne LaPierre is out there every day saying that President Obama has a secret plan to take away your guns,” Horwitz said. “They want to gin up sales.”

They want to gin up sales with scare tactics?

Well, it’s working and I’m doing my part to help ‘em out! 

As a matter of fact, I’ve BEEN doing my part every since the day after the LAST election.






29 March 2012

You have to pass it to know what's in it, right? 

Justice Antonin Scalia asked whether the attorneys defending Obamacare expected them to read the entire bill.

You have to pass it to know what's in it, right? 
Ever given much thought as to WHY the Democrats are the ones who overwhelmingly seem to think these kind of things?

STOOPIDITY is the first thought that comes to my mind.

25 March 2012

I’m So Proud Of My Little Sis!

Obimbo Gets The Day Off ’Cause It’s Family Bragging Time!

My little sister, Nancy Ann, called me at 0632 this morning to ask me where she could get this tee.

Then, she proceeds to tell me she is now exercising her 2nd Amendment rights! Yep, she and my brother-in-law, Gene (who’s been carrying FOREVER) went down to the local armory and got this beautiful piece of firepower. 





And, no, she doesn’t load the S&W .38 Special with the candy. That’s a little gift she leaves with the perp if she gets messed with (along with a couple of holes from +P JHPs.) Yeah... sorta like the candy they leave on your pillow at night in those fancy hotels. Nancy Ann is nothing but pure class!

From now on, I’m gonna call her --


Next, I guess she’ll be wanting this one --

You can consider this video from my friends at TIGER Valley (a firearms and operational skills training facility located in central Texas) as being a little early or a little late. The message is still the same!



You just don’t want to mess with Nancy Ann[ie] Oakley!

23 March 2012

This Is Pretty Upsetting!

I’ve done nothing but give it every ounce of my strength to ridicule, despise and -- in every way that I humanly know how --  to diss the Chief Lunatic of the United States. 

I’ve spent countless hours submitting all kinds of stuff to the moron’s Website, ‘AttackWatch.’ (In case you don’t know about it, ‘AttackWatch’ is Obimbo’s answer to the Nixon era of the ‘enemies list.’ The site is designed to ‘fight the smears’ against the ‘president’ -- you don’t know how hard it is for me to use the term, ‘president.’) 

‘AttackWatch’ is also the only Website to have the distinction of becoming the joke of the Internet in less than 24 hours. Actually, it’s a pretty neat site ’cause it’s FUN to play with. You can go to ‘AttackWatch.com’ and leave all kinds of messages and links -- that link back to the idiot and his staffs’ pages. It’s probably an exercise in futility, though.  I really don’t think there’s a one of ‘em that’s caught on to what’s happening.

My whole site, ‘I’m Not Drinking Obama’s Kool-Aid!,’ has been set up for the sole purpose of ridiculing, despising and -- in every way that I humanly know how --  to diss the Chief Idiot of the United States. 

I mean, I have literally busted my ass -- and what thanks do I get?

All I got was this lousy tee-shirt!

21 March 2012

US Soldier Shoots Afgan Civilians.

A letter from a friend: 
After reading about the US Army staff sergeant who shot up Afghanistan civilians, I couldn’t help noticing an irony.
There's all this ya-ya that the soldier HAS TO BE brought to trial QUICKLY and then EXECUTE him. 
NEVER MIND that he was possibly suffering from a traumatic brain injury. NEVER MIND that he was a staff sergeant with 11 years of service in Iraq and Afghanistan and not some snuff Pfc that was hopped up on drugs with three months in country. NEVER MIND that he was on his fourth tour of combat duty. NEVER MIND that, in all likelihood, he was suffering from post traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) but had never been tested for it.
Similarly, another US soldier, Major Hasan (who shot up Fort Hood while screaming, "Allah Akbar!"*) STILL hasn't stood trial. The suits and white lab coats ARE STILL debating whether Hasan is possibly insane -- even with the CLEAR EVIDENCE regarding his REAL motive: KILL as many INFIDELS as possible. 

So, we have a guy in a war zone who cracks, and he's GOT TO BE executed IMMEDIATELY. 
But, another US soldier, who happens to be a Muslim psychiatrist -- a doctor who was stateside in a nice, safe office all day -- murders 13 and wounds 29 of our own guys.  Hasan's defense counsel is arguing that he suffered PTSD -- from LISTENING to REAL SOLDIERS who had ACTUALLY EXPERIENCED REAL COMBAT.
My aching ass! 
Two and a half years later, they still haven't tried the sonofabitch.
Go figure. 

*ALLAH AKBAR! (from the Urban Dictionary) -- Arabic for, "I love to take it in the ass." Generally shouted by suicide bombers just before they pull the switch.
Suicide Bomber -- "Allah Akbar!" (Explosion) 
Bystander -- "Wow, didn't know he was a fag."  

17 March 2012

Happy St. Patrick's Day... You Muffed It Again, Obimbo!

Obama Campaign Screws Up Symbol Of Ireland On St. Patrick's Day T-Shirts.
Like everything else that El Bozo touches, it turns to instant shit. This was posted on The Blaze, 23 Feb 2012: 
Less than one month out from St. Patrick’s Day, President Barack Obama’s re-election campaign seems to be hoping to cash in on supporters’ Irish pride with some special campaign merchandise: “O’Bama” T-shirts and pint glasses.
But the merchandise -- $30 for the T-shirt and $25 for the two-glass set -- isn’t sitting well with everyone: The O’Bama design includes a large four-leaf clover, which is different from the three-leaf shamrock, the actual symbol of Ireland.
Anybody that has even an inkling of Irish history, knows that St. Patrick used the three-leaf clover to illustrate the Holy Trinity for MY people in Ireland.
Dave Hunt, a lifelong Democrat and the owner of the Irish saloon Coogan’s in Manhattan, told the New York Times he finds the design “kind of off.” 
Hunt isn’t the only one to take issue with the added clover leaf: A comment left on a Politico report about the new merchandise pointed out the same problem. 
“How ignorant of the Irish history is [Obama] when a four leaf clover is placed as the logo when the three leaf shamrock represents the faith of St Patrick’s teachings? Tells you volumes about the man,” commenter Julia Connolly wrote.
During Obama’s visit to Ireland last year, he joked to a Dublin crowd: “My name is Barack Obama, of the Moneygall Obamas, and I’ve come home to find the apostrophe we lost somewhere along the way.”
Yeah, that had me laughing my ass off, too.
But Kevin O’Neill, a professor of Irish History at Boston College and the cofounder of the school’s Irish Studies program, told the Times he doesn’t see a real problem.
“I think that’s creative license,” O’Neill said. ” If you can add an apostrophe, why not a leaf.”
Umm-huh.... if you're gonna go STOOPID, go STOOPID all the way.
Last week the Obama campaign sent an email to its supporters informing them about the new design which was released to coincide with St. Patrick’s Day. 
The Obama re-election camp has corrected their four-leaf clover gaffe and released a special “I Shamrock O’Bama” t-shirt just in time for St. Patrick’s Day.
So, here’s how they put the spin to it:
“Due to the overwhelming popularity of our O’Bama Tee,” the ad reads, “we are expanding our line of Saint Patrick’s Day fashion!”
“Now you can buy the “O’Bama” Tee and the “I Shamrock O’Bama” Tee [stop using the apostrophe after that frigging 'O'!]  together in our new pack.” 

When Obimbo and his millions of dollars entourage defiled Ireland by stepping on her shores, that was bad enough.

When he came up with the claim that HE WAS IRISH, I puked my guts up. (I guess when someone has NO IDEA whose leg they REALLY dribbled down from, what could you expect, though?)

That was the crowning blow for me -- when he CLAIMED he was IRISH. To be on the safe side, I changed my Irish name and cultural heritage.

Just call me, Lars -- Lars Wodiczkoski.


Obimbo, Irish?!


Irish, my aching ass -- Heinz 57 is more like it.

12 March 2012

Sorry, Chuck... I Didn’t Know It Was That Big A Secret.

Obama’s Obimbo’s* Secret Plan To Soar Gas Prices. 
BY CHUCK NORRIS 
President Barack Obama’s Idiot-in-Chief Obimbo’s* energy plan involves radically increasing gas prices to the European rate of $9-10 a gallon. And he’s well on his way by more than doubling prices at the pump since entering office in January 2009, when gasoline was only $1.79 per gallon. Here’s how he schemes to double prices again in his second term, with you footing the bill.

We’re all being gouged at the pumps.
And the reason for soaring gas prices?
According to President Obama Idiot-in-Chief Obimbo*, it’s not because of anything he has done: including devaluing the dollar via his disastrous economic decisions, closing federal lands for oil production opened by his predecessor, passing cap-and-trade legislation in the middle of the worst economy since the Great Depression, or refusing to stand strong against the regime in Iran, which controls 20 percent of all global oil supply via the Strait of Hormuz.
President Obama Idiot-in-Chief Obimbo* would do well to take the advice of former Sen. Obama Obimbo*, who said in 2006 about possible $3 a gallon gas: “The time for excuses is over.”
Then it REALLY gets good. Read the rest from Chuck here.



MAYBE -- HOPEFULLY -- PRAYERFULLY, Obimbo's reelection chances will depend on what happens to the gas prices.

Personally, I'd be more than happy to pay $6 or $7 a gallon until next November, if I could be guaranteed that Obimbo won't be anywhere around after 2012.

Chuck says it best: “Get off your gas, drill and vote Newt Gingrich!” (Which ain't gonna happen.)

*There, I fixed it for him.

11 March 2012

Who Woulda Thought It?!

Boehner: Some Of America’s ‘Dumbest’ And ‘Raunchiest’ Serve In Congress. 
“We got 435 members. It’s just a slice of America, it really is,” he said. “We got some of the smartest people in the country who serve here, and some of the dumbest. We got some of the best people you’d ever meet, and some of the raunchiest. We’ve got ‘em all.”
(The D&Rest in all of government is the limp-wristed one that's standing in the foreground of this picture.)

I probably got this just in time. The site I first saw this on has already taken it down.

WHOOOOA!

Gotta go . . .  the black choppers are landing in MY front yard . . . 

08 March 2012

Why Obimbo’s Energy Policy Won’t Work (As If We Didn’t Already Know.)

The policy of Obimbo and his administration to drive gas prices higher, in order to force a switch to green energy, was doomed -- and idiotic -- from the moment it was thought of. 

Why?

Because:
1) The “shortage” of gas/oil is only politically driven.  
2) It can be changed by another politician once Obimbo is gone (hopefully, VERY soon.)
Any industry that builds up “green energy” under Obimbo’s administration is on shaky ground, politically. The game is over as soon (again, hopefully, VERY soon) as Obimbo is gone... or when someone comes up with a better idea. Frankly, any idea -- as long as it’s not Obimbo’s -- is a “better idea.”

The only thing that would force a switch to green energy would be if there was an actual shortage of oil. And that is the furthest thing from the truth. 

Back in the early 60’s, I was reading an Oil and Gas Journal article. The engineer/geologist was writing about how, if we never bought another barrel of oil from another source, we had enough known fields and reserves to last us until well into the mid 2000’s. At that time, I couldn’t even comprehend “the mid 2000’s!”

Remember, he was writing about “known” fields at that time. Remember, also, he was talking about using OUR own oil. Think of all the fields discovered since that time.

Now, there’s a study being done on “renewable” oil and gas and it seems to be proving more than a theory. “Renewable” meaning that certain fields (after becoming unproductive, to a certain degree) are being replenished by Earth, itself. I’ve always had a problem with the “Fossil Fuel” concept, anyway. I just never could figure out how that many dinosaurs and vegetation could die off to produce as much oil and gas that we have that’s “known.”

Go figure.
So, in terms of an energy revolution, this is idiotic at best. If you want people to have the money to invest in a new product, you don’t generate it by killing your economy and politically propping up an industry that’s going to blow over the moment the political winds shift.

Basically, all this amounts to is that Obimbo hates America and that we’re all going to suffer as long as he’s in office -- as if we didn’t already know that.

05 March 2012

Thanks... AGAIN... Obimbo!

Have you ever noticed that EVERYTHING you touch turns to instant SHIT?! 

You freaking MORON!
And, if memory serves me correctly, the Ford Edsel failed on its own -- without help from the government and the American taxpayer.

YOU FREAKING MORON!

04 March 2012

Putin Wins Six More Years At Kremlin!

Yep! A crawl just popped up on my computer announcing Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir's ascension to president. So, now, his placeholder for the past four years can go back to the salt mines from whence he came.  

And, like, I wouldn't have bet the farm that the (rigged?) voting would have been any different?

Let's keep this in mind: 

Vladimir Putin spent 17 years with the Soviet KGB. He didn’t get to where he is today by helping little old ladies across the street. On Putin’s watch, during his KGB days and after, a LOT of people are spending their time in Siberia (if they’re lucky) or have come up dead or missing. Communism in Russia may be history; but the gosbezopasnost (the Kremlin’s political police) has taken over the Kremlin itself, and a gang of over 6,000 former KGB officers are now running the country. I guess you know what that means.

During a press interview with President Putin, a reporter referred to his career as an ex KGB agent, Putin laughed and said there is no such a thing as an ex KGB, “Once KGB always KGB.” (Something about that quote rings a bell with me.) 

There are a WHOLE LOT of ‘Vladimir Putins’ out there. I just use him as an example because there are others that come from different races, different cultures and different countries and they all have one objective in mind -- bootheels on the neck of America.

This is life, folks, and only the strong survive. Or, only the strong survive along with the well-heeled... as long as the money holds out. The ONLY thing that I’ve known that ever insured peace was having superior fire-power. 


Look at the pictures and compare the men (well, at least one of them is a man) and tell me which one is going to win in a hand-to-hand combat situation.


Look at the pictures and compare them as if they were America and some other foreign power(s). 

The pictures become not so humorous, but scary, huh?

It's "our gay... uhh, guy" that's determined to dismantle our nuclear arms and it's "their guy" that's JUST AS DETERMINED to build up THEIR nuclear arms.

Look at the pictures and compare them again.


Sleep well tonight, America -- Israel is about the only one that has our back.

03 March 2012

Obama Claims 'I Don't Bluff' on Iran.

“The Israeli government recognizes that, as president of the United States,  I don't bluff. ... "
Uhhh... is this like the time Obimbo told Cantor, "Don't call my bluff." (Pro tip... don't tell people you're bluffing.)